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I was once the youngest person in the whole world. #MAHA

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@SpaceX Beautiful!

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@AJamesMcCarthy This makes me feel that I am a part of something special. Thank you for sharing.

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@macknchees3 I don't know what show that is, but that does not sound healthy.

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@Hands_On_1109 @HailMaryLogs Same place as the book. When the astrophage is first seen up close and moves. I don't like to swear but it encapsulated the moment.

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@TheCinesthetic When I'm having a full day, I like to think to myself, "I'm ok to go. I'm ok to go."

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@yatharthmaan @elonmusk Watching those boosters land was breathtaking.

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@thesigmamindset I picture speaking to 6 year old me and ask whether I would speak so poorly over her. I've been tough on myself lately. I need to remember to do this again.

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@tyromper Qwirkle is a blast for our whole family. Qwirkle is a 2-4 player strategy game for ages 6 and up, it's like Scrabble with shapes and colors.

[Ada Lluch @AdaLluch]

I am tired of making pornstars and silly people famous.

Let’s make him famous instead.

The Spanish Dr. Mariano Barbacid has found the cure for the most common type of pancreatic cancer.

He deserves the Nobel Price!

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@TheCinesthetic The Young Victoria

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@ShiningScience Her name being West makes me smile.

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@manhattanmaker Considered creating another account so I could like this again. The whole room is amazing. Well done!

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@LuxLifestyleLab Love the mix of fabrics

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@tyromper Good idea. Ok, I will!

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@lachancenaomi27 I guessed Burt's Bees. The honey in the name tricked me

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@Ducnghia16 Her outfit is incredible

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@TheCinesthetic The Young Victoria - Perfect for Pride and Prejudice fans. The music, costumes, acting are all beautiful. It's about the early years of Queen Victoria's rule. Love Emily Blunt

[HeadintheClouds @IMKristyRose]

@TheCinesthetic So much property damage not talked about again following action scenes.