Hisami Yatsu

rebirthed as megan fox

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

@feminemity Dude dude after 2 years with no update, omfg i havent talked to you in a while WERE BAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

The way we all forgot about twitter

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just found out i was the hated child 😞😞

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

@totallynotlanga what fan account you're literally delusional?

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

I swear random strangers could be the best people on the internet. Im gonna start crying 😭😭

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

@totallynotlanga BYE WHAT I MEANT TO DELETE THAT CAUSE SOMEONE WAS GONNA GET INSECURE AND I DIDNT WANNA DEAL WITH IT 💀

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

@totallynotlanga you're so offended and for what 🤣

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@totallynotlanga How much for this to be your profile picture

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

Good night to everyone but the person who stole my cookies!!<3

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means-

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly-

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

@boybandhairReki LMAOOOOOOO LLLLLL 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

@tanijrou I know its big

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@totallynotlanga why are you laughing

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

Im a man 💪💪

[Hisami Yatsu @IM_NOT_ASTOLFO]

I love pussy