IMarriedScarlettJohansson

If you know me in real life as 30lbs heavier than my profile & background picture just mind your damn business and let me live

[IMarriedScarlettJohansson @IMarriedJLo]

Is 26 too old to be on Twitter? I’m about to delete this app and go watch my stories…

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@shylissa_ Man Debo...Because

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@PlanetPremRock Joyner first bars will go like “See I’m a modern Marvel, Kevin Fiege or Anthony Russo/I try and keep beef Civil but I see you ain’t really Karen (caring) to do so.” (beat drop) (18 more bars with word play follows)

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@livingluxry 😂 all I can think is when Monique in the movie said “Precious....Precious...why you bring that white B!tch to my door” 😂

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@cjoffiah BOYAKA BOYAKA!

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/IdopRALIYZ

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@gobblemygooch My innocent self just thought it was everybody in a circle at a pool party with nerf water guns squirting each other...the world is too advanced for me😂

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@JensenKarp @CTCSquares Dude...I found a dinosaur, my tv remote, and a juul Vape in mine, I’m definitely going to sue😂😂

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@DailySquirtHD Damn son I was just looking for avengers articles on Phase 4...I was just looking for HGTV home renovation ideas bruh..my innocent ass was just trying to see what stocks were hot to buy into...I’m going back to MySpace my mental health doesn’t need this😂😂

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@TradingSerpent Where can I buy this? Not supported on Webull, of course Robinhood doesn’t really support penny stocks below like .30 cents it seems like

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@Lawlonehunnit @elonmusk Boy you lying like shit

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@elonmusk Don’t Sell

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@DLovo313 @DogecoinRise Dogecoin ain’t on Webull bro...that’s the only reason ims tucking with dogecoin

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@GueysJockStrap @SMNGDM @elonmusk

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@GueysJockStrap @SMNGDM @elonmusk

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@lamangayidova Friday After the Election😂

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Friday After The Election😂😂

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@hail2skins98 @jwhite_333

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@_prettysoul @KimNVu you gave me hope when I had none😂😂

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@_prettysoul But what if I’m ugly?