Michael Shannon

cant feelmy face

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How many days is the fever from a badger bite supposed to last? #worried

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RESURRECT

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CAREBEAR

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Time sure does fly by when youre filling in all those holes you dug last winter

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now it don't fit

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that horrible feeling when you machine wash warm your favorite fox tail hat

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@Oldstyle79 Its ironic really cause I get so queezy when I see blood!

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KRUMHOLTZ

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RIP Sarah Pawlin. You were the best kitten I ever let sit at the grown-up table on Thanksgivin

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Celebrating NEW years Eve with my NEW dad. Sorry mom!

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celebrating 100 tweets witha yam self-portrait i carved #iyamwhatiyam #centennial

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http://t.co/dhIGWP4T why only one shot of me, and NONE of Barnaby, my pet goose??? #disappointed

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http://t.co/kEFr4jt6 since #Gawker has declared parody accounts dead for 2013, I will no longer post under @bettyfckinwhite

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saw life of pi. those meerkats looked delicious

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came out of my shelter and wuddyaknow...Whitney is still on the air. #goingbackin

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STORM'S COMIN' #manofsteeltrailer #30PercentChanceofLightShowers

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I told you so. #sandy #chicagofiregotafullseason

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SYNERGY

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going back in my shelter

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@rejectedjokes thanks to this tweet i got my tix before they sold out! Thanks Ben Schwartz!