Joe Alexander

Let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor. UF Gator (‘96) & U Houston Law (‘01). Realtor (Broker) & Attorney

[Joe Alexander @IMjoealexander]

Losing John Prine was too much. Can we please get @WillieNelson and Kris Kristofferson into some kind of sealed chamber until this is over? Is the biosphere still around? Who will pick up Willie? I am sure he is in no condition to drive. #CantLoseAnother

[David Soderquist @Hightop_Dave]

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[Joe Alexander @IMjoealexander]

@atrupar

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

You’ve never been 13 Coors Lights deep when the tamale lady walks in and it shows.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Its appears Speaker Mike Johnson caught on hot mic that The Save Act would result in 12% to 18% voter turnout. Saying that would be huge for the Republican Party. The Save Act is a voter suppression bill. Not elections security.🚨

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:

"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷

[Éros Brousson @erosbrousson]

THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA 🤠🤣🛢️

[Joe Alexander @IMjoealexander]

@BasedMikeLee

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Diego Pavia really went from "lovable underdog" to "insufferable douchebag" in record time.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

@PressSec Karoline, are you aware that President Kennedy is no longer with us?

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Lane Kiffin trying to complete the full Ed Orgeron

[Dylan Olive @DylanOlive_UF]

“Coach told me don’t score, just slide. I said common coach don’t do me like that, we don’t like those guys.” Jadan Baugh said about scoring a TD in the last minute against FSU. #Gators

[Ahmad Black Sr. @ahmadblack35]

Forever a Gator @CoachBillyG 🐊

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

The situation Alabama is walking into to secure a playoff chance btw

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

What @megynkelly

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

REPUBLICAN Rep. @chiproytx is rightly APPALLED that @SenatorHagerty & @MarshaBlackburn and others snuck a provision to let senators sue taxpayers for $500,000 MINIMUM for being investigated as part of Trump’s insurrection into the government funding bill.

Insane corruption.

[Joe Alexander @IMjoealexander]

@RpsAgainstTrump