iceyvic

IG- iceyvic #teamAries#teamMufc#autoffb. A Nigga with Attitude.

[iceyvic @IMufcfan]

@SwedishRumble

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

You have family to take out of the hood.
You have yourself to take care of.
Nigeria puts more than enough pressure on us already.
Bills are not smiling.
Your mates are getting richer and outgrowing you daily, but you need a woman constantly billing you for you to hustle hard?

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Those who leave everything in God's hands will soon see God's hand in everything.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

One day you people will tell us what poor people did to you. It is ironic that even in your poverty, you hate poor people. Your own parents are poor but you love them. I can never understand it.

90% of the country is poor. Are you actually mad?

I wholeheartedly despise people who hate the poor, look down on them or talk down on them. You have to have a mental problem.

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

I'm 55.

If you're in your 30s or 40s, read this:

1. Marriage won’t fix loneliness. Neither will kids, money, or sex.

[YUA @creative_yua]

English Words and Expressions Nigerians Misuse All the Time (Part 4)

1.▫️BARB (when referring to your hair)
It's not standard English when you say “I want to barb my hair.” ❌

Instead, you can say:
“I want to get a haircut.” or
“I want to have my hair cut.”✅

2.▫️DISVIRGIN
That's nonstandard.
What you want to say is “deflower.”

He disvirgined her.❌
He deflowered her.✅

3.▫️BARBING SALON
A place where men get their hair cut is normally called a barbershop, barber shop, or simply barber’s.

I’m going to the barbing salon.❌
I’m going to the barbershop. ✅
I'm going to the barber's. ✅

4.▫️CONVOCATE
People often say “convocate” when talking about university graduation, but it isn't the standard verb for that.

I will convocate next month.❌
I will graduate next month.✅

You can also not say “I will convoke next month.”❌

CONVOKE is a completely different word. It means to call people together for a meeting or assembly.

– The chairman will convoke a meeting tomorrow.✅

5.▫️GO-SLOW / HOLD-UP
In standard English, just say traffic jam, traffic congestion, or gridlock.

I was stuck in a serious hold-up.❌
I was stuck in a serious traffic jam.✅

6.▫️MOB / MOBBING STICK
Many people call that cleaning tool a “mob” or “mobbing stick.” Lolz.

It's called a MOP!
And the handle is a mop handle or mopping stick.✅

I hope you learnt something.

Stay informed.
And
Stay sharp! 🪒

[GrowAIHub @GrowAIHub]

You're seeing these terms everywhere on X but don't know what half of them mean.

Here's the full dictionary:

1. GOAT — Greatest Of All Time
2. POV — Point Of View
3. FOMO — Fear Of Missing Out
4. YOLO — You Only Live Once
5. LOL — Laugh Out Loud
6. OMG — Oh My God
7. WTF — What The Fuck
8. IDK — I Don't Know
9. TBH — To Be Honest
10. NGL — Not Gonna Lie
11. IMO — In My Opinion
12. FR — For Real
13. IYKYK — If You Know, You Know
14. TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
15. SMH — Shaking My Head
16. ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
17. BRB — Be Right Back
18. BTW — By The Way
19. DM — Direct Message
20. IRL — In Real Life
21. RN — Right Now
22. LMK — Let Me Know
23. ASAP — As Soon As Possible
24. JK — Just Kidding
25. NVM — Never Mind
26. LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off
27. AFK — Away From Keyboard
28. FYP — For You Page
29. BFF — Best Friends Forever
30. TMI — Too Much Information
31. W — Win / Winning
32. L — Loss / Losing
33. RATIO — Reply gets more engagement
34. MID — Average / Not impressive
35. SUS — Suspicious
36. BET — Okay / Agreed
37. BASED — Confidently holding a view
38. NO CAP — No lie
39. CAP — A lie
40. RIZZ — Charm / Game
41. SLAY — Did something impressively well
42. ATE — Did something extremely well
43. FIRE — Excellent
44. COOKED — In trouble / Finished
45. LET HIM COOK — Let someone continue
46. DELULU — Delusional
47. VIRAL — Spreading rapidly online
48. MEME — Shareable internet joke/idea
49. CLICKBAIT — Designed to make you click
50. GOATED — Extremely great
51. STAN — Super fan
52. FLEX — Show off
53. AMA — Ask Me Anything
54. OP — Original Poster
55. OC — Original Content
56. NSFW — Not Safe For Work
57. ROFL — Rolling On the Floor Laughing
58. FRFR — For Real, For Real
59. ONG — On God
60. ISTG — I Swear To God
61. IJBOL — I Just Burst Out Laughing
62. AFAIK — As Far As I Know
63. WBU — What About You?
64. HBU — How About You?
65. G2G — Got To Go
66. TTYL — Talk To You Later
67. HMU — Hit Me Up
68. OFC — Of Course
69. FYI — For Your Information
70. TBF — To Be Fair
71. IDC — I Don't Care
72. IK — I Know
73. IKR — I Know, Right?
74. TIL — Today I Learned
75. WYM — What You Mean?
76. WDYM — What Do You Mean?
77. ILY — I Love You
78. PFP — Profile Picture
79. Mutuals — People who follow each other
80. OOMF — One Of My Followers/Friends
81. Lurker — Watches without interacting
82. Troll — Provokes people online
83. Bot — Automated account
84. Receipts — Proof / Evidence
85. Clapback — Sharp response
86. Callout — Public criticism
87. Bait — Content designed to provoke
88. Ratioed — Reply outperforms the original
89. Trending — Currently popular
90. Touch Grass — Spend less time online
91. Doomscrolling — Endless negative scrolling
92. Ragebait — Content designed to make people angry
93. YAP — Talk excessively
94. YAPPER — Someone who talks a lot
95. VIBE — Overall feeling / atmosphere
96. LOWKEY — Somewhat / Secretly
97. HIGHKEY — Openly / Strongly
98. LOCKED IN — Fully focused
99. GLOW UP — Major positive transformation
100. HIT DIFFERENT — Feels especially good/different

Save this.

You'll need it.

[MarcFuse 🐐 @PH_first_coder]

One of the most beautiful Nigerian songs ever made ❤️

[Deji Osikoya @dejiosikoya]

It was THIS verse that reminded me

The original India Arie song weaved (🥁🤭) a poignant narrative about the way Black hair is judged. Akon featured on the remix, stayed on theme and delivered a crazy verse.

What’s crazier is India wasn’t keen on the collab but he was TALKING!

[TheTruePath @The_Truepath]

7 Powerful Bible Verses EVERY REAL MAN
Must know.

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

This is what the first true club banger ever in Nigeria!!!

Whenever DJ drops this Gbedu in the early 2000s everybody for club go stand up.

Ruggedman cooking skills on this song was 💯

Millennials were you there?

[Naffsybaby💖💕 @Naffsy3]

Osondi Owendi — when the beat enters, even your ancestors remember they have unfinished dancing to do. This is not just music, this is culture wearing a dancing shoe. 🔥 🔥 💥🎵🎵

[THE POPES ✞ @ThePopeProjectX]

CHANTE - AJUJU {2013}

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

As a man, Here's how to SPEAK LIKE A PRO

1). Good morning → Wishing you a pleasant morning
2). Good night → Have a restful night
3). Excuse me → Pardon me
4). What? → Could you please repeat that?
5). Be careful → Please proceed with caution
6). Calm down → Please relax
7). Hurry up → Kindly make it quick
8). I think → I believe
9). Maybe → Perhaps
10). Of course → Certainly
11). No problem → It’s my pleasure
12). Don’t worry → Rest assured
13). That’s true → That is correct
14). That’s wrong → That is incorrect
15). I agree → I completely agree
16). I disagree → I beg to differ
17). Good job → Well done
18). Try again → Please give it another attempt
19). Be quiet → Kindly remain silent
20). Let’s start → Let us begin

[~Ọmọ Oyè~ @Miwa_Damilola]

I came across this edit and found myself smiling from start to finish. How did this girl crawl into my fragile heart? 😩🥹🤍

There’s something beautiful about seeing Oyin through the eyes of someone who has known her long before the cameras. The littlest things, the showing up, the friendship, the heart behind it all… it’s so beautiful to see.

Maybe there’s always more to a person than what makes it to our screens after all. 🌶️🥰💜

OYIN THE CNN
OYIN THE TRENDSETTER
#OyinOshikoya
#BBNaija

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I highly advise anyone who wants to experience financial increase over the next 6 months to read Psalm 72 and Psalm 112 consistently.

[WIZKIDCORE @itzpossible__]

See how 2015 music video clean. ✨😮‍💨

[✰ @tersseer]

lord please allow a nigga win while his parents are still alive.

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

If you want to know about a girl’s past, you don’t need to hire a private investigator.

You just need to ask her a few tricky questions.

For example, ask her……

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

everybody… give yourselves grace. we’re living in such bad, EVIL times.