. . . 2024 is a Leap Year.
Today, February the 29th, is Leap Day.
Which, of course, is not typical.
It is inconsistency within itself.
How fascinating.
How joyous .
@BLACKPRISMING I see. . . I wish to know more about these "mishaps". I am willing to undergo the process regardless; I've no fear that I will be erased or misplaced within another timeline, or anything of the sort. I have seen many things. Much worse things.
. . . Approximately 28 minutes ago.
Doxie, the strange bug man ate the contract.
... I don't know? He just ate it?
... No, I don't know how he got it, why would -
???? No, I didn't give it to him. Why would I do that.
@BLACKPRISMING Ń̷͇_̷̛̻_̴̫̀ ̴̥̌N̷̮͒_̴̛͈ ̵̺̆N̴͇̿ȯ̴̺,̷̰̓, I am not any form of a robot̵̩́. . . what makes you suspect such a thing, exactly? [ A slow blink. ]
That being said. . . how do you plan on removing such a paper? I am curious to witness your methods in action, Mr. Luck.
@RIVERSENDINGS An understandable point.
[ Clipping into the /other/ wall -- and then finally, he's back to normal after... unclipping out of it. Brushing his coat off now, and sipping from one of his own coffee mugs. No caffeine in over a day, he might as well be dead-- ]
Let m know, then. .
@RIVERSENDINGS Would you like any caffeine, at all? Or. . . perhaps simply going to bed early may help. I could take care of your work -- if you would trust me enough with it.
[ Clipping into the wall! ]
@RIVERSENDINGS Ah. . . I suppose I have now, then.
[ CLIPPING INTO THE FLOOR INSTEAD??? dude, ]
I also plan to return to my normal state in a mere moment's worth. In. . . about 30 seconds.