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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴊ ᴀ ᴅ ᴇ ᴅ ⠀⠀ᴊ ᴇ s ᴛ ᴇ ʀ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏғ ɢᴏᴛʜᴀᴍ ᴄɪᴛʏ.

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ᴡʜʏ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ɢᴜʏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ?
— ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ.
— ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ.
— ᴅᴇs/ʟɪᴛ.
— #Hellion.
ʀᴛ?

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"Puddin'!"
Showers @Derangedism in affection.

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@Theatricisms - and she definitely isn't as careful about where she aims as her partner. She'd prefer the Bat actually be terminated.

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@Theatricisms Harley leaps into action, taking out her own pistol and shooting rapidly at their favourite enemy. She's laughing maniacally, -

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@Theatricisms - "He gets right on my nerves, puddin'. We should just send him to the moon tied to th'outside of a rocket."

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@Theatricisms "I swear, he's always ruining date night--." Harley lets out a sharp huff, retrieving her pistol from her waistband and rolling her eyes. -

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@Theatricisms - a pair of Jimmy Choo's."

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@Theatricisms - "This mean I can get a new pair of shoes?"
Harley nudges Wesley's chest with the end of her baseball bat.
"You just bought Mama -

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@Theatricisms She gasps happily, her eyes lighting up with the possibility of all the pretty things she could buy with all the pretty money. -

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/ BILLY LOOMIS https://t.co/sQLyw2oC6B

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@Theatricisms - we gonna stay here? He's no fun--."

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@Theatricisms "You're so sweet, doll." Harley hums, growing bored with the little situation and her lack of entertainment with it. "How long are -

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@Theatricisms - so quickly."

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@Theatricisms - J's abdomen until he hangs up the phone, which is when she withdraws her hands.
"Didja see what I did with that bird? It went down -

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@Theatricisms Harley giggles maniacally, her forehead resting against his shoulder as he speaks to the commissioner. Her hands continue to slide over -

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@Theatricisms - at J, moving to stand behind him and placing her hands on his waist and sliding them down the the waistband of his trousers.

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@Theatricisms "Oh! Tell 'em to send another half a million so I can have an entire dress made outta diamonds!"
Harley flutters her eyelashes -

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@Theatricisms - her baseball bat. She begins a song that makes absolutely no sense.

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@Theatricisms "Oh, I love Commissioner Gordon!" Harley squeals excitedly, clapping her hands and accidentally slapping the hostage in the face with -