Jackie Presti

Manhattan born, New Jersey bred.

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@pooleejones To achieve that much fuckery..

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@Suttope Fly Away by Poe

[OneEyedBug @OneEyedBug]

A squirrel taunts me every day. He thinks he's funny, but I have patience 🐿 #TheStruggleIsReal #BaneOfMyExistence #DogLife #BostonTerrier #OneEyedBug

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

That ear going BOING! 😅 #NapsAreLife #Just5MoreMinutes #DogLife #Pitbulls

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@BillWylie3rd @ThomasF93466681 Yes. Thank you.

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

The queens of Queens #TBThursday #92ndStreet

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@pnkhippo 🎶..Every snack you maaake, every meal you baaake, every bite you take, every single steak... I'll be watching youuu..🎶

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@jason_rogers80 @ElisaraEdwards @CameronNewton I'm too lazy to google who cam newton is 😴

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

8:30 AM is waaaaay too early to be sweating like a Tijuana hooker #IHateSummer #LetItSnow

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@RulingSports

[Amy Addante, MD, MSCI (she/her/hers) @DrAmyAddante]

Today I was forced by the state of Missouri to perform an unnecessary pelvic exam on a patient terminating her pregnancy for a fetal anomaly. She is heartbroken over her situation and I was forced to do an invasive, uncomfortable exam. It broke me as a physician to do this to her

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@AmyAddante These so called "lawmakers" will never understand what a traumatizing and difficult decision it is to make. They view women as heartless monsters, and the women that support these archaic laws are even more baffling to me 😔

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@LilfootLanolin Oooh! Or maybe it's not immediately washing off the sins haaa 😈

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

I've wasted too much valuable time holding in farts, and I hate wearing pants #WhyINeverInvitePeopleOver

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@LilfootLanolin Maybe forgetting to turn the light off is when straight people create gay babies 😅

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@MollyRachael33 @NiceJewishMama Pinned eyes, hardly blinks, violently rapid mood swings, visibly extremely dehydrated and small bruises on his hand. This guy is main-lining methamphetamines hard AF

[Eric Ripert @ericripert]

IMPORTANT! JUNE 25th #BOURDAINDAY Celebrating the Life, Legacy & Birthday of our Dear Friend Anthony! Wherever U are & whoever UR with, join @chefjoseandres I & share your tributes & memories using #BourdainDay & wish Anthony Peace & Happy Birthday! RT/Spread the word! CHEERS! 🙏🏼

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@CBVET4202 @Franklin_Graham Your definition of righteous seems loosely based on fact and more like your own opinion.. just like the Bible.

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@JohnLeguizamo I've kept this book in pristine condition for over 20 years. You helped power me thru some seriously bad shit that no teenager should ever have to endure. I just wanted to say thank you and much respect 😌🤘🏼🇨🇴

[Jackie Presti @INeedAMonacle]

@craftmom1986 I have an outdoor cat that loves to bite ankles. I call him Chairman Meow