Thomas Johnson™

Just an old guy trying to enjoy the simple things in life. Blessed with an awesome family. Every day is an adventure with the Johnson Bunch!

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

I don't know how to do the community notes thing

So I'll just do it myself

Community Note: David Pollack did not say this.

[Thomas Johnson™ @INeedMoreLimes]

@alphafox I thought this was Kirk Hammett at first…sorry Kirk.

[Thomas Johnson™ @INeedMoreLimes]

Hey @McDonalds #31940 at 2234 Winchester Rd…it’s become almost comical how consistent you are with either getting peoples order completely wrong or shorting orders like this…by the way, not only was this LARGE order of fries more like a regular, they were also cold and nasty.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The CFP committee after Miami and Alabama won their playoff game

[🚫 LEE Ring @HBTFD1]

How Alabama fans riding to go Christmas shopping this morning after surviving that first half scare against Oklahoma.

Congrats!

Bama vs Georgia….soon

[Amber❤️🐘 @SassyAmberHaddy]

Ain't no love in Oklahoma! 🌪
#RollTide

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Alabama haters waking up this morning

[Rice @TaylorRiceUA17]

DeBoer in the postgame interview:

[Thomas Johnson™ @INeedMoreLimes]

@WilliamRob819 @wanderingrvbabe Same!!

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Florida Sheriff Grady Judd says Americans are justified in using deadly force during a carjacking

“When you start trying to carjack somebody’s car at a gas station, your subject to get shot and shot a lot.”

He says it doesn’t matter if the criminal have a weapon, “She didn't have to have a weapon. You can carjack with just pure violence and force. —If you come to this county and if you use extreme violence to try to carjack somebody from their car, if you get shot, that's on you”

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

BREAKING: Since NY Governor Hochul won’t do her job, the Guardian Angels are now going to start patrolling the subways again.

[Thomas Johnson™ @INeedMoreLimes]

@atensnut

[Thomas Johnson™ @INeedMoreLimes]

@RealAlexJones

[Thomas Johnson™ @INeedMoreLimes]

@libsoftiktok

[Hannah Stephens @TheUASignGirl]

This is the energy I miss. #RollTide

[🐘✨LB✨🐘 @Its_THE_LB11]

It’s that time of year again.

[Thomas Johnson™ @INeedMoreLimes]

@austinsrandolph “Built by Bama”

[✨ Lady Vet ✨ @CoVet_81]

Way to go, Patriots! Poor Barry can't seem to get a word in edgewise with the #FJB chants! Keep it up, Patriots—we've got this!

#TrumpVance2024
#TrumpVance2024ToSaveAmerica

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Tell @Harp41 he's wrong 🤣

[Waaaay Offsides Cotton @AlafrigginBama]

Look…South Carolina is no slouch. Bama plays a clean game, the outcome is different. Good teams find a way to win and they did. Gotta clean up A LOT moving forward, but if you’re already quitting, take the A off your chest