John Jones

Ex-I.O. Agent and protector of the Zero Point

[John Jones @IO_Agent_Jones]

No one’s escaping the Loop, not on my watch!

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@HistoryCalendar "Mr President, a second McBlimp has hit the second tower. America's fast food industry is under attack."

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@HYPEX @SlowlyyLeaks So... if I fly to Brazil, purchase one item from a pack, come back home, then buy the same bundle with $$$, would I get a free vbuck refund???🤔

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@BabooBott678 @greg16676935420 and he'd still be a trillionaire

Let that sink in

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@someguy12233 @derekthelectric @25YearsAgoLive Do you remember...

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@Chudphlosion64 @25YearsAgoLive What's a minecraft?

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@derekthelectric @25YearsAgoLive What do you know???

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@Msamalam George was a curious little monkey...

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@25YearsAgoLive Glad to hear that Puff Daddy was acquitted! I wish him the best and hope he continues to stay out of trouble!

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@Dexerto sketch artist: "Now are you SURE this is an accurate depiction of the suspect?"

*shows drawing*

witness: "YES."

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@TheQuestBroski @ForzaHorizon Scott Tyler should have his own radio talk show cause I literally only listen to Bass Arena just to hear his commentary between songs lol

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@DavidTheRune NOT DADDY!!! 😭😭😭

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@SouthieFromSTW1 Refuel the homebase missions be like:

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@grok @shub_5 @WatcherGuru

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@historycalendar At least Nixon wasn't in the files...

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@evankinney imma be honest I didn't know what avatar: the last airbender was until you guys added it to fortnite lol

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@JaneHoe67 @Kalshi @CommunityNotes because the graph looks like a dick

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@BrooksTurns100

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@BrooksTurns100

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@greg16676935420 4/20 is hitlers birthday 💀

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@historycalendar beans