IsaacIpj

I am IPJ.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

Lol, another lie to dodge accountability, go ahead and blame everything on men. Very soon you'll say menstruation is men's fault.

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

And I hope you men know that a woman’s appearance during pregnancy is significantly influenced by the quality of your semen?

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Una talk say no food for lazy man, lazy man hustle finish come make money una begin tell am say na only one soup e suppose dey chop for the rest of em life

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

I read the dictionary, book of revelation, Idodo Umeh college biology textbook, health education biology textbook... Thinking about it now and I just feel sad how adulthood and a failed country has turned us to depressed money looking fools...

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

Getting sober, quitting alcohol and masturbation? That's great progress already

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

you can go off the radar, get sober, move in silence, quit alcohol and even stop masturbation, yet still make zero progress in life.

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

There's no athlete in this world that's like Christiano Ronaldo, not before and not after, but we already have Lamine Yamal that's getting the new Messi chants

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

We will see 50 players like Cristiano Ronaldo before we ever see another Lionel Messi.

Being hardworking is common. Creating a flawless, complete ball-playing, assist-giving, goal-scoring machine out of pure talent and hardwork is a one-time event in human history. 💯

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

Isn't this how they killed Lucky Dube?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

In other news from South Africa,

The retarded xenophobic fucktards killed one of their own because they assumed he was a foreigner.

One of the anti-immigration leaders had slide II to say, as response.

So, it is possible to not be South African enough.

Sounds very familiar.

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

@HrhKingAlex @labibrain 💯💯💯

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

Me.
I'm the best person to break up with, I won't interrogate you or stress you... goodbye, be good✌🏼

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Ever dated someone who vanished after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. Just clean silence and a peaceful exit like you were never part of their life.

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

Men are the only humans capable of love, if a man loves you the only thing you have to do is exist, so the reason men are the ones stupidly in love is because they're the only ones capable of love.

[💪🏽That Isoko Boy 👑 @BigMyroh23]

More often than not, men are more likely the ones stupidly in love

[SMADA @SuperSmada]

titties will forever be greater than ass🙏🏿

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Bro the joy wey Ronaldo don gimme for this life nobody don ever give me before.

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

When FIFA gave the world to Argentina did you praise Rodrigo DePaul?

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Sadio Mane carrying Al Nassr on his back but just watch and see who they’ll praise at full time

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

When it comes to public criticism of Nigerian government this is the quietest Nigerian celebrities have ever been.

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

I envy people that can speak ibibio frequently, I'm ibibio but the language is so hard to speak and even to understand, I'm the only one in my family of eight that can't speak ibibio.

[Uyaiiii @E__Umoh]

I remember a foolish ex friend who claimed I spoke Ibibio too much…

And she’s even from Akwaibom oo😂😂, mkpo ke low self esteem..

I told her YES, Capital lettered..

Ibibio is my root, my heritage, my identity..

Right from Age 3 i understood ibibio, ‘cus my mom ensured I knew how to. Even while living in Lagos.

I could read the Edisana Nwed ke iko Efik so fluently at age 13.

Have you seen the way people look at us in awe when we speak ibibio? It’s such a magnificent language.

If i had my way, i would be typing only in Ibibio

Ubuakusen ye ndubi.

[Jakespeare @jake_063020]

i eat your pussy, give you orgasm
suckle on your breasts, make you feel good
eat your ass, more pleasure
you ride and grind on my 8 incher, even more pleasure

None of that is enough, you still want MONEY??????????????????????

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

Yes actually, because women are gatekeepers of sex

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

“Body count matters….. you can’t be opening legs for every GUY you meet”

Apparently women are opening legs and men are just falling in accidentally.

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

Your president is Tinubu and you have done absolutely nothing... Just shut up atp

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

The day Sowore becomes the President of this country, I go first renounce my citizenship and move to Togo.

[IsaacIpj @IPJ06]

If only you know the amount of deadbeat females we have... Yes I said 'females'

[💪🏽That Isoko Boy 👑 @BigMyroh23]

Na who she say be deadbeat be this?
Lol

The jokes mhen