An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.
The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
My estate chairman acted as agent and got me my current apartment. This man added a full 1M Naira on top of the rent, plus the 10% agent fee we already paid. Only discovered this when we spoke directly to the landlord after we had already paid. Now the tenancy agreement says we must keep paying the inflated amount subsequently. The heart of men is evil. Guess what? He is an APC supporter.
Once again, I do not have a problem with the South African immigration crisis and hatred towards Nigerian immigrants.
Send them all back home. Let them lose their source of income. Make them understand that running away from their problems is only a momentary solution.
I wish every other country would target deporting Nigeria specifically. So they can come back home and dilute the population and labour market and make life 10X more difficult than it is now.
Maybe then when they realise there is no place to run to, they can fight for a better Nigeria and achieve it with their blood.
Because if we don't. Nobody will.
The husband really turned a DM into a 90-day clinical trial. 😭 He said keep the violence, I’ll just give you a whole new identity and a roommate named Sipho. 💉💊
"No evidence" is the scariest part because who is going to believe the man in the hospital gown? 🙄😏🤣
Let be known that as soon as @HQNigerianArmy brought “Operation Coglioni” to the South East, incessant and unexplainable killings resumed in the South East
“How did Paul Biya and Museveni remain in power for over 40 years?”
Well, pay attention to your country now.
Let me also remind you that Biya and Museveni still have supporters o.
BREAKING: Tinubu goes to Bayelsa to reassure them of security concerns and on leaving, his convoy kïlls 3 people in addition to the many dead Nigerians across the country.
The presidency is yet to say anything.