... 3. The delusional ones:
Messi wins a trophy — It’s rigged.
Messi wins a game — Defenders are bums.
Messi loses a game — He’s finished.
Ronaldo doesn’t win a World Cup — “I’d rather lose like Ronaldo than win like Messi.” 🤡
Ronaldo loses a game — His teammates didn’t pass to him.
Ronaldo leaves Portugal camp — They unfollow Portugal’s NT account like sheep. 🤡
3 types of Ronaldo fans:
1. The reasonable ones:
They know Messi is the better player, but Ronaldo is still their idol. Respect. 🤝
2. The low-IQ ones:
Trying to reason with these ones is like reasoning with a sheep.
Ronaldo is taller
He has Aura
Messi could never
3.
After all said and done, the funniest moment in this 2026 World Cup is Ronaldo scoring 2 useless goals against Uzbekistan and saying “I’M BACK, I’M BACK”🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣