Juan Hon

I'm fake security buffoon that pretends to know security. I use parody, satire & humor to convey thoughts. No serious on here. I also have Small Man Syndrome.

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

#MeToo

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Someone did not like women in power while in college at Dartmouth. #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Awesome! RT @IPTMZzz: Dirty Tweets Done Dirt Cheap! http://t.co/pvVABz2alM #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

@IPVM1 - Link Proof?

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

@ipvideo - Juan hear John’s finale is after 2 to 3 seconds. #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Our new test result shows why its obvious we have mouth herpes. http://t.co/jFQWgEGHIZ #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Is Honovich part of Boko Haram? Our fake experts will find out. Only $199 per subscription hour. #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Has John Honovich released a public statement on the release of Carlton Purvis yet? Health reasons? #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

How to Measure Flaccid Penis Specification Guide NEW - 18 pages - http://t.co/MNrRxX5DwD #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Good idea on how IP cameras should help your marriage, no one we know is doing this - http://t.co/4boQnMMYEi #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

How to Put Your Shoes On Guide http://t.co/by8Sj48Uol #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

J Honovich is scheduled to have surgery to loosen up his sphincter muscle. This way, he will be able to spew more shiaaaaatt! #ipvideo #cctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

IPVM stock has droped 20% today following Honovich’s psychotic tirade & his impending sex reassignment surgery. #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Ouch! average test taker is failing our new made up, non-scientific, standards tests http://t.co/91ecR16ifi #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

IPVM’s Q1 2014 Declining Financials Reviewed http://t.co/Ev8AZtnhwF #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Todd Rockoff @toddrockoff]

@CarltonPurvis You're right. That's the highest academic standard. Include peer review. But @ipvideo are former lo-level techs, not PhDs.

[Todd Rockoff @toddrockoff]

@CarltonPurvis Critical voices silenced? Indeed. I was excommunicated from @ipvideo for advancing the #HDcctv heresy. No hard feelings, tho.

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Anixter Security Business Is 99.9% Larger than John Honovich’s Security Biz. http://t.co/IzKC4FyUSX #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

IPVM Sample Porn Shots - 8 scenes, 6 cameras, day and night, get em now http://t.co/7YKj3TbJUb #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

@ipvideo - Another made up Twitter handle to spout your fake business and then Retweet it! Joke! #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Juan Hon at church right now and all Juan can think of is how Juan can sin more with unethical blogging techniques. #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv