PATUREL Ivan

Papa comblé de deux charmants garçons et d'une mignonne petite fille @DDSIS19 @DDSIS37 @DDSIS54

[PATUREL Ivan @IP_f_S_B]

Judas Priest rend hommage à Black Sabbath avec War Pigs … un pur moment de bonheur pour les connaisseurs 😁🎸🎸🎸 🤟🤟

[حمد @HamadAlMajidi]

في 1966 وقت استضافة انجلترا لكأس العالم، لم تكن هناك أي علاقات دبلوماسية لها مع كوريا الشمالية.. عد أن شاركت في الحرب بجانب كوريا الجنوبية ضد كوريا الشمالية

لكن الأخيرة تأهلت قانونيا للبطولة بعد أن تغلبت على أستراليا.. وانجلترا كانت تفكر بعدم منح تأشيرات للكوريين

لكن تدخلت فيفا و هددت انجلترا بأن البطولة سيتم نقلها لدولة أخرى في حال استخدمت التأشيرات كسلاح ضد دولة تأهلت رسميا لكأس العالم

و رضخت انجلترا و منحت تأشيرات للكوريين الشماليين جميعا

بينما اليوم حتى الحكم اللي ماله ذنب في شيء و يملك تأشيرة سارية المفعول، يتم طرده و تتجاهله فيفا كليا ولا كأنه عندها مسؤولية للتأكد من نزاهة البطولة وعدم تداخل السياسة والرياضة

بدون ذكر منع لاعبين من الدخول، مضايقة القادمين للبلد، حرمان أعضاء بعثات، و غيرها الكثير

[Maitre Eolas🇫🇷 @Maitre_Eolas]

Ah mais par "pas prioritaire" il veut dire carrément "infraction qu'il ne faut plus poursuivre" ?
(Rappel : la corruption d'élus, le détournement de fonds publics et la prise illégale d'intérêts ne font pas partie des infractions prioritaires)

[𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚𝒏𝒆 𝑳 🇫🇷 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @TKouilou]

250 euros l’amende pour avoir refusé l’hymne russe.
Le choc des athlètes ukrainiens

500 euros de sanctions cumulées. Un podium abandonné. Un hymne russe imposé malgré le statut "neutre" du vainqueur. Voici le scandale qui a éclaté au championnat d’Europe d’armwrestling à Budapest.

Les Ukrainiens Dmitriy Lutsyshyn et Leonid Sidortchouk, 2e et 3e en armwrestling (catégorie moins de 60 kg, main gauche, pour sportifs atteints de paralysie cérébrale), ont quitté le podium pendant l’hymne de la Russie.
Leur crime (🤬) : Avoir refusé de rester debout sous les couleurs et l’hymne d’un pays en guerre contre le leur.
Le vainqueur, le Russe Andrey Gavrilov, était pourtant inscrit comme "athlète neutre" dans les registres de la Fédération européenne. Mais les organisateurs ont bel et bien diffusé l’hymne russe et brandi son drapeau.

"On nous a infligé une amende pour avoir quitté le podium, violant le règlement de la cérémonie. On a consulté notre entraîneur et on a décidé de partir.
J’étais sous le choc les premières minutes", a confié Lutsyshyn à Tribuna.

Après la cérémonie, il a même été contrôlé pour dopage… où l’officier lui a demandé pourquoi il avait quitté le podium. "Comme si c’était à nous d’expliquer pourquoi, en pleine guerre, on refuse de saluer ceux qui bombardent nos villes." 😠

Les Russes, eux, avaient déjà fui le podium quand l’hymne ukrainien avait retenti, sans sanction.
Double standard ? L’Ukraine paie. La Russie, non. 🤮

Et pendant ce temps, on nous parle de "sport apolitique"... C'est à vomir !! 🤢

[Ian L Richardson @ianrich15813274]

When one of the most respected referees in world football is refused entry by the host nation, because they don't like his home country, the correct response of the other referees should be to boycott the tournament unless he is allowed to do his job. Sadly, that won't happen.

[Decimaitre @Decimaitre]

Le succès de Darmanin dans cette séquence c'est d'avoir lui-même organisé le procès médiatiques des juges alors que les défaillances semblent bcp + policières (menace sur la mère plaignante et absence de placement en GAV malgré l'instruction du parquet).

[PATUREL Ivan @IP_f_S_B]

Excellent ! 😂😂

[SousLaRobe @herminator71]

La garde à vue de Patrick Bruel prolongée.
Voilà un rappel dont il se serait volontiers passé.

[Ultimes scories @PanettonePazzo]

À peine plus d’une minute pour comprendre pourquoi Darmanin est un populiste de la pire espèce incapable de prendre ses responsabilités et s’offrant une séance d’autoritarisme crasse sur la dépouille d’une ado

[franceinfo @franceinfo]

🔴 🗣️ "Dans nos parquets, on a dû tout arrêter pendant trois semaines pour faire des opérations Place nette [...] plutôt que de travailler sur des viols sur des enfants" : Manon Lefebvre réagit aux priorités énoncées par Gérald Darmanin.

@loicdelamornais #SurLeTerrain #Canal16

[Rock - NA-FO Raccoon @NAAF0Racoon]

Zelensky was told that the Kremlin thought his open letter was “rude”.

His response: “they should’ve seen the first version “

😆😂🤣

[PATUREL Ivan @IP_f_S_B]

La guerre d’un nul - #Trump - expliquée pour les nuls, et il y en a beaucoup 😉

#PoliticalHumor #USPolitics #News

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 The Pentagon espionage bombshell just got worse...

New reporting confirms Israel has been eavesdropping on the American peace negotiators themselves.

The targets named: Steve Witkoff, Trump's top negotiator with Iran. Elbridge Colby, the Pentagon's policy chief.

And Michael DiMino, who runs Middle East policy.

Israel wasn't just collecting on America generally.

It was listening to the specific men writing the deal Netanyahu opposes.

What's wild is the documented incidents read like operations against an enemy state.

American defense personnel in Israel discovered spyware surreptitiously installed on their phones.

In 2021, Israeli military intelligence officers were caught planting listening devices at DIA headquarters.

Last year, Shin Bet officers were discovered trying to bug a Secret Service vehicle.

A SECRET SERVICE VEHICLE.

One senior official described the Israeli collection effort against top U.S. officials as "unhinged."

And the rating in context: Israel's counterintelligence threat level is now higher than any other American ally and EVEN HIGHER than some adversaries.

Notice who got targeted.

Colby is the most prominent advocate of foreign policy restraint in the government.

DiMino runs Mideast policy. Witkoff writes the deal.

Israel's espionage maps perfectly onto the people standing between Netanyahu and the war he wants to continue. They bugged the peace.

All of this while Israeli officers sit inside CENTCOM with unprecedented access, while Congress moves Section 224 to link the two militaries' systems and data permanently, and while Huckabee negotiates the framework.

The Pentagon says the ally is spying at a critical level.

Washington's answer is to hand them the keys to the network. Please make it make sense...

Source: NYT

[Александр Кайдаш @wizardaleks]

💩Рос. военные делают пункты управления БпЛА в гражданских автобусах, хвастаются этим какие они смышленые.🤡
💩А потом их соратники Z-гниды пишут душещипательные истории про 💥удары по гражданским автобусам. ‼️
😡Ублюдочная российская армия и российские пропагандоны💩

[Branislav Slantchev @slantchev]

Scandal brewing in “neutral” Ireland after revelations that one Russian-affiliated plant there has been supplying over 83% Irish exports of alumina to Russia where it’s smelted into aluminum, a critical component for war production.

Aughinish Alumina in County Limerick, Europe’s largest alumina refinery, owned by United Company Rusal (Russia’s largest aluminium producer), whose parent EN+ Group was founded by sanctioned oligarch Oleg Deripaska. An investigation by the Irish Times, OCCRP and other outlets, drawing on confidential documents, customs data and satellite imagery, established the supply chain.

The Irish government tried to deflect but when a reporter filmed the plant with signs in Russian, they could no longer deny it. Now internal documents were leaked showing that the company is threatening the Irish government with loss of jobs and all sorts of things if it tried to curb its exports to Russia.

The newest defense is that alumina isn’t under EU sanctions so technically no rules were broken. Except Ireland had no problem defying the EU and forging ahead with its own restrictions on imports from Israel with its Occupied Territories Bill. Because… reasons (or maybe Russian occupation of Ukraine is OK while Israeli occupation of Palestinian lands is not).

Australia stopped its alumina exports to Russia because the material is so necessary for the war (its main exporter was also 20%-owned by Deripaska). The neutral Irish government is operating under different standards, where morality is spelled in Russian.

I wonder what the Irish people, who overwhelmingly support Ukraine (in fact, they are among the strongest supporters in Europe when it comes to economic and financial aid), think about all of this.

[Gilles Chevalier 🇪🇺 🇫🇷🇺🇦🇬🇪🇮🇱⚓ @GJChevalier]

La journaliste ukrainienne décédée, Victoria #Rochina, s'est fait casser l'os occipital dans la maison de détention provisoire de Taganrog
C'est ce qu'a déclaré le chef adjoint de la direction de la police nationale ukrainienne, Dmitry Shevchuk. La fracture de Victoria Rochina a été découverte lors d'une expertise médico-légale.
Selon la police ukrainienne, Rochina était détenue dans une cellule insalubre, où il lui était interdit de s'asseoir et de se coucher pendant la journée, et elle n'avait que trois minutes pour manger et laver la vaisselle. Elle a été soumise à des violences systématiques pour avoir enfreint les règles, déposé des plaintes sur les conditions de détention et refusé de chanter l'hymne russe.
Selon ses codétenues, la journaliste est arrivée à la maison de détention provisoire de Taganrog avec des traces de blessures par arme blanche et a parlé de tortures par électrocution.
Avant son transfert à la maison de détention provisoire de Kizele dans le kraï de Perm en septembre 2024, une semaine après lequel Victoria est décédée, elle était déjà extrêmement épuisée et perdait régulièrement connaissance.
Le corps de la journaliste n'a été rapatrié que en février 2025, avec des traces de torture et sans certains organes internes, ce qui rend impossible de déterminer la cause exacte de la mort.
Victoria aurait eu 30 ans cette année. En été 2023, elle s'est rendue dans les territoires ukrainiens occupés par la Russie pour rechercher des endroits où des Ukrainiens enlevés étaient détenus, et elle a elle-même été capturée.

[PATUREL Ivan @IP_f_S_B]

@CartoonsMrt Exceptionnel ! 😂 Bravo à vous 👏

[Staff Sergeant Gonell, Aquilino @SergeantAqGo]

They didn't want to award the Capitol Police a medal or a plaque but want to reward the people who orchestrated and took part in the violence that injured me and ended my career. In the name of national reconciliation, they pardoned the same rioters who attacked us and now being rewarded for the violence they inflicted on us the officers.

They are trying to make the lives of the rioters whole or better than before they assaulted us. Yet to the officers, no apology, no compensation, no acknowledgment of the bravery and sacrifice we made to protect “each of your representatives” regardless of what party they belong.

Why did we risk our lives for then?
What a betrayal this is to us and to the rule of law days after “police week”.

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

📢📢📢Please keep posting this video! Trump is trying to reward the J6 insurrectionists with a 1.5 billion handout from the IRS. This is a travesty of justice that must not stand. It's bad enough that he pardoned these criminals, and now he wants to pay them with our tax dollars!

[Jake Justice @jakecobb]

Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was.

Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Greenland has been on the map since roughly the year 982, when a Norwegian called Erik the Red sailed there and named it. The Vikings. Not Donald Trump. Vikings with axes and no central heating.

It is the largest island on Earth. It appears on every atlas ever printed, every globe ever made, every satellite image ever taken. NASA photographs it from space on a daily basis. It has its own government, its own flag, its own capital city and its own deeply held opinion about not being owned by anyone in a red baseball cap.

The United States Air Force has had a base at Thule since 1951. Which means American military personnel have been eating terrible food and freezing their bits off on Greenland for 74 years, apparently without telling Governor Landry.

And yet here stands Jeff Landry, Governor of Louisiana, a man elected by actual human beings to run an actual American state, explaining to a Danish television crew that Greenland did not exist until 2025.

This is the intellectual foundation of the most aggressive territorial land grab attempted by a Western democracy since the Second World War. Not strategic doctrine. Not legal argument. Not geopolitical necessity. A governor who apparently believes the world’s largest island was invented by a property developer from Queens.

They want to take Greenland. They cannot find Greenland.

Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

[PATUREL Ivan @IP_f_S_B]

J’ai choisi : 🤡🤡🤡

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Vance lectures the Pope about religion, Ukrainians about their weapons, and Poland about their security needs--all with arrogance and belligerence. Either he's a rare genius or a complete buffoon, you can choose.