Ipriest

Man United | Football takes ⚽
Humor, frustration & sense
Tweets you’ll see and say “facts”
Here for the vibes (and pounded yam slander)

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

United fans wan sign all the players in this world

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Jendol bread >>> Bokku

[5STAR💈 @5starbarber_1]

Waggy go think say na only am sabi chop life😅

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Everybody dey mention De Ligt but dey ignore Maguire kmt!

[Kish @Kish_P14]

CLEAR strategy from Spurs with these targets

Especially for a RDZ side

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Like they got him Martinez and Watkins 👍🏿

[Volqx @volqx]

Amorim would probably press their necks to get him Osimhen, Mateus Fernandes and Tonali. All this Scott and hackney talks wouldn’t even be close.

[TERRORIST SURVIVOR 💪🏽 @GbolahanOlanyi0]

As a survivor of kidnapping and banditry, I can tell you that these criminals believe that no matter how much they take from you, you will eventually work and earn it back after your release.

Let me use myself as an example. After my family paid the ₦15 million ransom they demanded, along with other items worth over ₦600,000, they still weren't satisfied. They continued demanding more money and eventually asked for ₦55 million. They even told my mother to sell her house and car to raise the money.

Because my family rented a vehicle to deliver the ransom and other requested items, the kidnappers assumed we owned the car and were wealthy. They kept insisting that we sell all our properties and hand over the proceeds to them.

Omo, it was a terrible ordeal. The fear, pressure, and emotional torture were overwhelming. Watching my family struggle to meet their endless demands was heartbreaking.

One painful reality is that they often target ordinary and struggling people like us because we are easier to capture than the elites, who usually have better security and protection.

This is why we cannot continue to stay silent. Kidnapping and banditry have destroyed countless lives, families, and dreams across Nigeria. We need to raise our voices, stand together as a nation, and demand urgent action against insecurity.

Today it may be someone else's family. Tomorrow it could be yours. Enough is enough. 💔🇳🇬🙏🏽

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Lmao Elche posted this on their tiktok page 😂😂

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Lmao. Reminds me of our Europa league penalty shootout. Kept dreaming of how De Gea could've kept those goals out and scored his

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

I had nightmares all night.

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

I saw Eze walk up to take the pen while his stata was being read and I was wondering why Rice didn't come up before

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Zubimendi on the pitch, Timber on the pitch. How did it get to Gabriel’s turn so quick? They did not volunteer to take?

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

@ManUtd I and big Ben celebrates our birthday today 🎉🥳

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

This is what y'all take pride in now?

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

How many teams can restrict PSG to 0 goals from open play over 120 minutes?

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

All their plans to wear Arsenal Jersey to church tomorrow don fail 😂😂

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Man United Admin don give us material since 4 days ago

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

26 May, 1999.

✔️ The Treble 🏆🏆🏆

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Another Dembele Balon D'or charge.

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

We're going to have a peaceful night rest 😂😂

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Na this Barcola una wan carry come premier league 😂😂😂

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

"Bruno loses possession too much" your midfielders who are secured in possession no get creativity for head 🤡🤡

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

PSG no fit see goal for the next 45mins

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

If they gave you Kompany as head coach 2 years ago would you collect?

[Ade @debornair99]

Manchester United fans asked me why big clubs didn’t want Iraola, why he couldn’t manage a big club well here we are now. I genuinely hope I was wrong about him and he doesn’t absolutely kill it at Liverpool.

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

Every blessed day is a day for United fans to complain about something

[Ipriest @IPriest6]

You would've thought Iraola went on an invincible run

[Cusamano @mumz__16]

I just hope we won’t regret keeping Carrick