Byron D Dawkins

I'm a letter carrier in Az. Funny when it's appropriate. HILARIOUS when it's not!

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

@mamaliiis C

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@kikswizzle I think you got ta teach ‘em!!!!

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

Happy Birthday Pops!!!#happybirthday #83 #pops #family #fam https://t.co/yzKjP1UY3I

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

@VodkaMuse I got some really good sleep. I’ll take more please!

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@MysterySolvent Lies

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

#tbt That quarantine weight gain is real! #quarantine #sphynxcat #catsofinstagram #sphynx #funnycats https://t.co/WALgZ5xU9Y

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

@kikswizzle Wow! I’m gettin too old for this shit! 😉

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

Happy heavenly birthday to my big brother Wink! 3/5/64 - 12/14/99 #rip #family #happybirthday https://t.co/d5N2gmvpAc

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

@kikswizzle If you don’t put that H on the end of PittsburgH! 🤬

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Sex is amazing but have you ever flipped the Senate?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The onset was unpredictable and the results severe, but no meteorologist could forecast Chocolate Thunder.

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

@kikswizzle Happy Birthday young one!

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

@gdgills Man is this real life???? They are really trying the “look over here” tactic.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

This is the "OJ in the Bronco" stage of @realDonaldTrump's presidency.

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@laurenjadepope

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

My dad and my brother Wink. #happyveteransday #veteransday #fam https://t.co/AbtsCEZZTh

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

@guelphgirlchris Prayers up 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

[Byron D Dawkins @IPushEnvelopes]

#facts #lettercarrier #keepcounting https://t.co/W3VzvWZuyz

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Reminder: If our presidential election was decided by popular vote then we could've already moved onto more important things like recommending moving companies to @realDonaldTrump.