𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄

-易如反掌

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀nothing i do is ever good. nothing i do is ever good enough.

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Well maybe you just don't know the right women, hm?"

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Well, it's true. Most of the women I know are stubborn, loud, or nosey. Sometimes all three."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Oh? I didn't take you for a misogynist..tsk tsk tsk."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Mhm. Like all ladies you're a real b pain."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"I was goading you on! I obviously didn't mean it."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"You said it not that long ago and what my mom calls me is none of your business !"

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Says who? Your mom? Big baby!"

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"I think I should, I'm a genius after all."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"You don't get to choose what counts! Dickhead."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Okay, that's better. That counts."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Hrm..I guess I don't think my grandparents are jerks."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Cause he gives you a discount, of course you're not gonna hate him."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Eh? Why not!"

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"I don't know if that counts."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"..The guy at the convenience store who gives me a discount on snacks cause I beat up a bad guy in the store."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Name someone you don't think is a jerk then, bet you can't."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Not..everyone."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"You probably think everyone is an annoying jerk."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Or a stupid annoying jerk thing."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Maybe it's an older sibling thing."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"I wish she would! Instead she just treats me like a dumb little baby and it's totally lame.."

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Well, if you were my sister I'd discard you in a heart beat. You seem like nothing but trouble."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Cause she's just..like that! That wannabe monk is always just a gigantic pain my ass"

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Why me !? It's your fault we're in this mess," he'll just have to put back up those alarms. "Also jokes on you, i
never sleep. I run on spite and energy drinks."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

Cause if my sister finds out you beat me up she's probably gonna kill you in your sleep or something and..I'd sorta feel bad, this being our scrap and all."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"I'll cherish the day I chop your stupid head off."

With a huff she steps off, sheathing her blade and violently snatching the other away from his bleeding hand. Afterall she didn't quite appreciate him taking her baby right from her!

"Also..uh, let's keep this between us-

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[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

He grits his teeth. He didn't want to admit outrigjt defeat either. "Fine. You can let go, I'm not going to attack you," for now at least. She's one today but she's going on his new secret list of people that have angered him.

"You rill rue the day you started this."

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"Just..quit it! You big stupid bastard- I totally got you to fight and that's good! Don't you feel more confident in yourself now? We both got beaten up."

Usually she'd admit they may have both lost, but she'd truly sooner die than do something as humble as that.

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

She's certainly getting a little tired of getting all beaten up. Responding by meeting his headbutt with her own, scrambling to force him to the ground again.

She's surprisingly not following up with attacks anymore, instead attempting to force him into surrendering.

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[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Ahhhh !," he screams as his back hits the dirt. He holds up his hand and blood drips down his hand in thin streams. Even trying to clench his hand left him hissing in pain. He quickly sits up and headbutts her in the nose to double the pain.

He spits out+

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

Not against leaving him in need of a desperate trip to the nurse.

"Piece of shit! Is this my reward for trying to teach you to stop being a fucking mope? You're super capable you mean bastard!"

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"You're inexperienced."

She's adept at dodging blade strikes, she can sum that up to training against her sister. Her body folds back like she was simply blown by the wind, but her choice to rise for another strike too soon leads his fist to crack right against her face.

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[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

Dominic hunches over and holds his stomach, coughing quite a bit before swinging the blade horizontally. He won't pretend that he knows how to pull off any complex maneuvers. He prefers his blasters.

"Y-You think that hurt ? I can handle anything you dish out, you're not even+

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

That leaves her on the ground with a bloodynose leaking down her face and a seething rage. She quickly stands again and jumps for him, blade slashing for his own armed hand to slash at the fingers. Even she isn't crazy enough to downright chop them off, but she's +

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

The broad side of her sword striking under the arm he had stolen her blade with. To follow up the strike with the sword she turned and delivered a straight side kick, stomping her foot in as hard as she could.

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

"I'll consider it." The amateurish move provokes her just a bit, spurring her on to start flowering her own blade. Spinning it in her hand fast enough for the sturdy blade to look as if it were nothing more than a blur, the shining tassels on the pommel make the color +

[៸៸ MR. ROBOTO @ARTIFICIALP0WER]

"Oh, get over yourself," he's tempted to point out that she started this. He didn't want to start a fight. His nose is starting to swell up. Turns the blade over in his hands before swining it around amateurishly.

"Come steal your blade back since it's so important !"

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 @IRIDAOSCENT]

Even flashier. She's definitely showing off, but this sort of speed and elegance are only ever seen in masters. And then she suddenly spins and flips, doing some strange one handed somersault over to Dominic. Rising up as if she had no joints and swinging upwards, +