I Rate Deece Pizza

I rate deece pizza. REVIEWS =/= ENDORSEMENTS. Not affiliated with the deece.

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Guest review from Devin, 20:

"The moment your teeth sink into the apple and brie pizza, before you've even taken a full bite, regret and turmoil instantly set in. Miraculously, as you chew, it improves? I feel changed/10"

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The results are in! Deece pizza has no soul—it's morally neutral to consign it to an early grave by any conceivable means! 🍕

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"I came to Vassar for the Deece pizza!" #realquotes #wow

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Does it have a soul? 🤔

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Guest review from Devin, 19 (2/2/2023):

"I had the honey Sriracha chicken pizza, and I'm giving it a 10/10. One of the best deece meals I've ever had, and absolutely the best deece pizza I've ever had. It was fire. It had a thin layer of a little spicy sauce. 10/10."

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Guest review from Judah, 20:

"I've been eating deece pizza for like a year now, but I'm still always surprised. I put kale on this pizza, I put a clove of garlic covered in mashed potatoes on it, and I'm baffled that they haven't made this a regular deece pizza combo yet. 8/10"

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@pilkgod Thank you Supreme Pilk Overlord! Unfortunately the prophecies decree that the deece will be destroyed in a terrible flood in March 2052 but I will continue to devour and review deece pizza until God unleashes his wrath upon the Gordon Commons!

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Pepperoni pizza, 2/1/2023

Greasy. Chewy but also disconcertingly soft. Tasted bad. Burned my mouth. Knocked over my house with one of those big wrecking balls like the ones you see in cartoons. Ran me over with a comically large roller truck and left me flat on the road. 0/10.

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Joint guest review by Alea and Elliot, 19 and 20:

"We waited a long time for this bruschetta pizza, and it was a good deece pizza...they kept turning it in the oven and then they drizzled something over it, like balsamic. It was worth the wait. 8/10"

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Guest review from Anna, 19:

"It does the job of me not having to choose what to eat, but it's not very good today. 4/10."

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Don't worry deece pizza fans—the rumors were false! I did NOT suffer a tragic blimp accident OR opt for a monastic lifestyle, and I'm back with pepperoni pizza from our beloved deece. 😋

Rubbery and heavily salted - 5/10.

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Jerk chicken pizza: Dry and cloying. Why? 4/10

Cheese pizza: Ououhughhg yeah 8/10

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