Tabetha Wells

Hey, jokes. Runner of miles (not kilometres). #oisellevolée

[Tabetha Wells @IRunOnWater]

@ruth_franklin It’s not super-new, but “Lovesick” on Netflix is quite good.

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@Tamtastic27 He’s phenomenal.

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@JasonIsbell If you insist.

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No one will ever convince me that this isn’t an improv team headlining an improv festival.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The launch party Microsoft Windows 1995

[Tabetha Wells @IRunOnWater]

Very funny take. The dude doesn’t even love half of his own kids.

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

Trump is not doing this because he's a power hungry politician climbing the ladder.

Trump is doing this because he loves his country and wants to save it.

[Tabetha Wells @IRunOnWater]

I made a statement to their investigator 2 months ago explaining the injury. When and how it happened. The NP’s notes from the visit to the wall in clinic say it occurred at work.

[Tabetha Wells @IRunOnWater]

Got a repetitive stress injury while working. Reported it. Went to walk-in clinic. Couldn’t continue working. Got ignored by Workers Comp insurance for 6 months. Just got denied since they don’t have “medical evidence” it occurred at work. Like. What?

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Happy opening day of the Healthcare Exchange to all who celebrate. #ACA #Obamacare

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@rodimusprime He is one of the best comic actors to ever grace that show. He makes everything he’s in better than it should be, and he has a gut-level understanding of sketch comedy and how it works beyond relying on catch-phrases and repetitive schtick. Legend.

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@Doggie777Moon @notcapnamerica That big clap was to trigger her handing the mic back. “Good job on your speech that you are now finished with even though you may have more things to say”. I’ve done that clap. It’s a rescue for all involved.

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@caitrionambalfe @SkeltonSophie @SamHeughan @RikRankin @Outlander_STARZ How can that cauliflower be both under *and* overcooked?

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@krissymmurphy People telling me to google something is a huge red flag.

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@akilahgreen The key is to make it just the right size so that it’s still COLD and perfectly carbonated when you finish it. That’s the balance science needs to be working on.

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@ungodlywests She’s just so good.

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We are packing up for an out of town wedding, and I’ve been asking myself “what do human beings wear” a lot more than I expected.

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@pattonoswalt “Do it to it”

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@MisterSniffen Sub-PAR tweet, Tim.

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@tattooed_bug Imagine thinking “i don’t like working under women” is just a dismissible “bad first impression”.

[Tabetha Wells @IRunOnWater]

This is how to get workers back to the office in-person, too.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A chimpanzee who ran away from a Ukrainian zoo was talked into returning after zookeepers offered her a raincoat, a hug and a bike ride. https://t.co/gjYVTWtppg

[Tabetha Wells @IRunOnWater]

@wtflanksteak This look is stunning.