Isaac Casanova

[Isaac Casanova @ISAACCASANOVA96]

My dad casually shouted at my brother during his hockey game "MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT VAPE YOU WOULDNT BE SUCKING FOR AIR RIGHT NOW" like 20 people turned and looked at us

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

These guys sound WAY different when you wake them up at 2am. Shhhhhhh……🇺🇸

[Isaac Casanova @ISAACCASANOVA96]

That’s crazy it happened to you to!!!

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My dad casually shouted at my brother during his hockey game “MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T VAPE YOU WOULDN’T BE SUCKING FOR AIR RIGHT NOW” like 20 people turned and looked at us😭😭

[Isaac Casanova @ISAACCASANOVA96]

Grab a 6 pack, throw on an Adrian Peterson highlight video. That’s a pretty good night

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Freedom means you can complain. That’s the good news. The bad news? Russia and China have capitalized on our right to complain. They’re the digital Shakespearean Iago, hiding in the shadows, magnifying & egging it on, until we commit political, economic & cultural suicide.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

"Subway rider" ???

Try "homeless, drug addicted, 42x arrested criminal that was threatening to kill subway riders"

This is exactly why the American people hate them.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the USA, you don’t need government issued ID to vote and you can mail in your ballot. This is insane.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I think the scariest alien scenario ever would be if they came to earth, didn’t talk to humans, communicated with something in the ocean for a few days and then just left

[Joey Devlin @JoeyDevlin_]

It’s actually fucked up how many people still drink soda

[MLAR @_MLAR_]

Someone explain why we are so opinionated. I get it because we have pride in ourselves and our beliefs but wow. None of us know the truth to really anything and it’s so easy to act like our own way is the correct way while failing to realize why we think that way even.

[David Goggins @davidgoggins]

Today you are an American! If you don’t love this country, at least honor and celebrate those who have fought and died for the very freedom you use to express your dislike for it!

Stay hard!

[Isaac Casanova @ISAACCASANOVA96]

I’m guessing it’s true, but there’s like no way it is

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A camel can drink 53 gallons of water in three minutes

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

There is no funnier human being than Adam Demamp in Workaholics

[char ! @cgammermann]

windows are down today

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Me and Tom Brady went to high school together. He was such a little bitch back then. I wasn’t. I was the best. People fucking loved me. God I fucking miss high school. Glad Tom’s doing well tho. Happy for him.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die

[Sam King @Sam_King999]

I normally am not a motivational person but take 10 seconds to think about how special you are and the day people who made you special