Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com

Crime writer. Idiot. Genius. Liar. bsky : @adam.kilchester.com

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

It's out and ebook is FREE - just tell me where to email it : https://t.co/rd5ABV9bo1
If you like funny crime fiction then this is literally the short story for you.

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@BohemiaStable Reminds me of that Billy Connolly routine… where so ever this arrow lands… bury me.
So they buried him on top of the wardrobe.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

"BYE-oh-pik."

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

why do so many people pronounce "biopic" like that

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@lhallwriter Five criminals. Two forgeries. One masterpiece of a heist. https://t.co/sfnmIRR8fd

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@BohemiaStable Have to agree!

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

The year is 2026.
The publishing industry's best idea for a book cover is

T I T L E
and
A U T H O R

Over an iPhone wallpaper.

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@dakegra mid-summer for the end of the draft I’d guess then it depends on editing etc for release but if you really do want to do an initial read and look for issues…

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@dakegra it’s very long - twice as long as rockdown at least

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@dakegra 80% done - just need to drag it over the line

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@dakegra that and how brilliant I am. Or does that goes without saying?

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@dakegra Does this mean I need to send you all my books the moment I type 'THE END'?!

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@lhallwriter Five criminals. Two forgeries. One masterpiece of a heist.
https://t.co/sfnmIRR8fd

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@lhallwriter Like heists? Like humour?
https://t.co/HdmKs86zG3

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

@grabthisbook one of my favourites

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry.

Do your thing internet.

https://t.co/kZz1cXBtz3

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Hannah Spencer speaking to PoliticsJOE,

"You can smell the alcohol when people are in-between votes"

"As everyone is going in to vote, some people have been drinking in-between"

"I can't imagine if a cleaner did that, or someone working in a bank, had a few drinks then went back to work smelling of alcohol. That wouldn't happen"

"So many recent cases of questionable behaviour allegedly from MPs, an unprofessional culture. Life doesn't work like that"

"Why does this happen where some of the most important decisions are made?"

"I wasn't prepared for what goes on in the rest of the chamber where there is a lot of jeering going on from different sides of the bench"

"It is like a pantomime, like a laugh and a joke"

"We're making decisions about people's lives, we're here to do a job and to serve people"

"And it just feels like a pantomime"

"If we were having a team meeting we wouldn't be able to behave like that, so why is it happening in Westminster?"

[Adam Maxwell bsky : @adam.kilchester.com @ISayItsAdam]

The gap between all the shows that get made and the ones I want to watch…
#nomoregrit

[Jean-Luc @thatotherharry]

A gritty crime drama 'PLUM' where a body washes up on the shores of Balamory and PC Plum is on the case to track down the killer. All of the songs remain.