Harlham

Comedy equals tragedy plus time, and I'm all out of time.

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

1400 hours on gmod and all i got was this stupid social ineptitude

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@RealSchlep >*calls the police*
>"VIGILANTE!"

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

>"Reset password now."
>Ok, that's strange, let's put in defaultpassword1
>"This password is on a breached data list."
>Oh. Dfpw2?
"Breached data list"
Oh no. Dfpw3?
"nah"

That's all of them. Literally all of my passwords for the last 15 years. I have no more to give

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

This creature keeps asking me for more authentication factors. First, it was the email, then it was the active pin, and now they even want my own phone's pin number! What next? The funny numbers on the back of my Mom's credit card?

Just make people use a longer password, freak!

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

Funny, I managed to go for two without breaking a sweat when I tried it now, years later, but it felt empty (naturally) in a way I didn't (or couldn't) sense, before. I'm probably still missing something.

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

Breaking news: i don't hate myself enough to do a 24-hour stream, i only made it two

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

Picture this:
A rabbit running across a rural lawnscape with a string tied to its belly, pulling a crow through the air like a kite.

That's what I THOUGHT I saw just now.
Thank you for your time.

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

Shitty reconstruction, sans the dark, almost soviet-depressive aura of being in a lightless apartment room with dead vibes that made the video so memorable

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

Saw a movie clip that involved Rusty Cage's knife game and was instantly transported via flashback to the video of a guy doing it perfectly and showing off his clean hand, only for a thin line of blood to slowly appear on all of his fingers in an arc. Wild stuff.

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

It's been so long! I don't know what I'm doing, where I am, or who—wait no, I know that much. Anyways, it's good to be back?

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@OmegatronicAI @symkolz For being so disruptive to thousands of players, you're rather fragile

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

Maybe I'm not nerdy enough,
but it's always weird opening a README on a github repo and the first thing they tell you to do is use an esoteric piece of software nobody has used since the 90s
but without telling you what it is or where to find it.

A scavenger hunt from hell

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

Just like throwing six-pack rings into the river.
YoU cAn'T bEcAuSe... WeLl... BeCaUsE i SaId So!

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

I attempted to recreate a standard Capture Disc from the Capture Stylers of Pokémon Ranger.
I'm missing a few details, and the system could use some optimization, but I think I did well for a homebrew blender project.

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@PyroALTcynical Aye, gracias puto

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@DogThatHates "ope" -Psy Gangdam

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@DogThatHates Wait, really? I thought bioshock was a visual novel

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@DogThatHates I hope your series of compromises ends up being the most efficient one possible for producing happiness

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@DogThatHates Life is a series of compromises because nothing can ever be exactly how you want it. Not always a bad thing, in the end, but usually depressing.

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@ATFhater @DogThatHates How about now?

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@DogThatHates I had to do overtime today, but I think my Tuesday was still good. Thanks, ap

[Harlham @ISaySup2U]

@DogThatHates Wild and raw, just like that sushi I ate off the highway last week