Llama Facts

Everything you need to know about llamas

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When someone in front on you is walking really slow...

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Where do I buy one of these?

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'Pick it up'

'I picked it up last time'

'It was your idea to have it'

'Fuck off'

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It has been recently discovered that llamas do not ride scooters.

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Stabbing a llama in the neck may give you an adrenaline rush but it will also give you a dead llama.

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Unlike smoothies, llamas are not blender safe. If you put a llama in a blender it well not end in a tasty drink.

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Llamas are in fact on that good kush and alcohol.

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Llamas are not a dishwasher. If you stuff them full of glassware they may die.

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Llamas do not drink Starbucks, because a llama is not a white girl.

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A llama and a trampoline are not alike. Jumping on a trampoline makes you bounce and laugh, jumping on llama kills it and makes you cry.

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If you asked a llama for directions to the nearest burger king it would not reply to you because llamas simply do not speak English.

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Llamas don't have to pay taxes.