M.R. Field

Schrödinger's Antihistamine.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

Pro-Tip:
When arguing with a conservative about the ways socialism benefits society, don't use libraries as an example.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

OTHERS: Why are you so cynical about politics?
ME: Maybe it's because a sitting octogenarian Senator has to show a dated newspaper in a photo to prove he's still alive and (checks notes) capable of fulfilling the duties of his office.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

I'm not concerned that Trump will go on live television Thursday night to spread lies about the 2000 election (?!) but I am concerned that millions of Americans will believe it.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@atrupar Bread and circuses.
Except there's no room in the budget for bread.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@atrupar "...the floor of the pool was cut and then pulled upward, with great force..."
Imagine the strength required to lift a membrane covered by 6.5 million gallons of water weighing more than 54 million pounds.

Great force indeed.
#Superherothugs

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

What will Evangelical Christians do for eternity in heaven when there are no more culture wars to fight?

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you can sell him a rod, reel, tackle, bait and a licence. Heck maybe even a boat.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@RightWingWatch Christian theology espouses that the Holy spirit dwells within you upon acceptance of Christ but I suppose when you are so far gone as Trump is you need a special portal instead.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

Democrat, accused of serial misconduct, drops out of Senate race.
Republican, found guilty of sexual assault, becomes President

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@sarobertson_ The person who told Poilievre to wear that outfit hates him on a very personal level.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

Only when it comes to socialism can someone like former Speaker of the House Gingrich consider himself to be "the rest of us" and not powerful or connected.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Gingrich: Socialism takes power from you. They take care of the powerful. They take care of the guys with connections. And they rip off the rest of us.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

Republicans upset to discover the fourteenth amendment to the constitution exists because they didn't know there were any beyond the second.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

Nothing to see here, folks.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

President Trump says there's been another addition to the White House.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@Polymarket Betting on the survivability of American democracy like it's a horse race.
We are living in the strangest of times.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@atrupar The "Faith and Freedom" coalition applaud in response to fear mongering.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@atrupar Imagine the strength required to lift a membrane covered by 6.5 million gallons of water weighing more than 54 million pounds.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@FoxNews if only there was some kind of photographic evidence of someone doing something that could have harmed the new pond coating mere hours from it being laid down.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

@tedlieu Once Trump leaves office, this thing will from then on be known as an Obamaet

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

Can't help but notice the lack of a UFC cage ring on the site of Obama's Presidential library.

[M.R. Field @ISpeakPirate]

The "American Flag Blue" reflecting pool in DC looks more like "Saudi Arabia Flag Green"