I Spy A Douchebag

I'm just a girl that hates douchebags, don't you? #ISAD = I Spy A Douchebag.. follow so we can spy them together! ispyadouchebag@gmail

[I Spy A Douchebag @ISpyADouchebag]

Douchebags are useful for one thing-- giving us something to laugh at.

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Guys that call everyone "bro" <<<<<<<<< I'm not your bro, bro. #ISpyADouchebag #ISAD

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Never lower your standards. Instead, find a guy who can meet them. #ISpyANiceGuy

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Have a nice life. I'm done trying to find room for me in it. #byedouchebag #ISAD

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I say how much I care & you just look at me. I say I love you & you just smile at me. I say I'm done & you say wait.. oops too late. #ISAD

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If you want me in your life, then put me there. I shouldn't have to fight for a spot. #ISAD

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Never cheat. If the feelings aren't there, you shouldn't be either. #SimpleAsThat #ISAD

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When your heart is broken, don't waste your time on the person who did it. They don't deserve any more of your time. #byedbag #ISAD

[I Spy A Douchebag @ISpyADouchebag]

Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long. Guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

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The tears from your eyes are precious. Don't ever waste them on something that's not worth it. #ISAD

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Let go and move on, it's not giving up, it's called being strong. It's your choice if pain lasts short or long. #byedouchebag #ISAD

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I thought about you, dreamed about you, smiled about you. But now I realize you will never look at me the same way I looked at you. #ISAD

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Saying you "weren't thinking" when you cheated is bullshit. If you had time to cheat then you had time to think before you cheated. #ISAD

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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore then you're probably one of them :) #byedouchebag #ISAD

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Never put yourself in a situation where you are not sure of where you stand in a person's life. #byedouchebag #ISAD

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I would rather smile than admit that you hurt me because I don't want to give you the satisfaction of seeing me broken. #ISAD

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Trust is like virginity-- once you lose it, you never get it back.

[I Spy A Douchebag @ISpyADouchebag]

When boys text first >>>> #ISpyANiceGuy

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All you ever did was lie to me, so I won't be sad when I let you go because I never loved you, I loved the person I THOUGHT you were. #ISAD

[I Spy A Douchebag @ISpyADouchebag]

There's no sense in holding onto someone who doesn't love you. Let go. #byedouchebag #ISAD