Deranged Primal

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Prayed for the ghost wipe and was granted the brown crayon #fuck

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Guess I’ll go get scurvy and die

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Imagine being hungover in the 1700’s and you can’t get a Gatorade

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

DoorDash throwing unnecessary shade #whatthefuckdoordash

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Just lost a card game to my girlfriend. Might break up or kill myself.

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Would be so cool if I got ten hundred trillion dollars.

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Please chik fil a give us spicy nuggets. I will literally cut off my fucking foot.

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Holy shit

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Watched Planet of the Apes. Fun Monkeys. Wish there were more movies like it. #funmonkey

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Professional pickleball is for adults with childhood trauma

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Beavers are so funny bro. See any opening in water and just think “hell nah” #beaver

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

When will the liquor stop making me tweet. #twitter

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Lemon Murang #lenonmurgant

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Do NOT let me loose in Lego city. I’ve got some ideas with those pieces. Who knows what could happen #legocity

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Bring back whole milk. What the fuck happened to the kids

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Do not enter a gizmo contest with Elon musk. That guys got some shit. #elomusk

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

The 17th century seems so sick. Drunk driving a wagon must have been electric.

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Totally forgot about tornados. Wind is crazy man. So fast

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Need me a mentally ill women

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Outbanks 4 comin out. What they doin. No more ships sinkin these days. Food for thought #Outerbanks