ITRecruitmentKnob

Doing deals in Penny loafers IT osssshhh

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@TheRecDirector @recruitmentgifs @MikeGeorgiadis This was my team after hitting Q4! Java specialists

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Is it too early to use corona virus as reason I haven't hit target?

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@Mooresby Havent hit 10k in 2 years

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Why do recruitment agencies insist on a 8:30am start

Sorry im not starting at 8:30! Mainly because its not 1987 anymore

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If Tuesday was a single mum it would be

Jade

36 from Croydon

2 kids

Always down the nail bar

Regularly shares those long facebook status's with "how many will copy and paste this message" at the end

Every profile pic is slightly out of focus taken on a android phone

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If Monday was a candidate it would be

Rohsrash
26 from Pruhandbuler
Needs sponsorship
Speak minimal English
Wants £350 per day
Calls you every day to ask for feedback

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If you use the following phrase

"last nite was a movie"

Your a cunt

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Courtesy of @recruiterguynw

If Tuesday was a Recruiter it would be Josh, 26 frm Manchester.
Wrks in Spinningfields,
just mvd to banking search and selection after nailing Java Dev market..Looking forward to getting a new fade Friday lunchtime ready for Saturday with da boys.

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Chapter 29🙄

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The most cringe recruitment names are the ones that

try and pose some form of law or tech company

"Mitchell James Smith associates"

"AVD Technology"

No mate! Your a recruiter

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if Monday was a recruiter it would be

Frazer 29 from Brixton

Celebrated his birthday at the weekend

Uploaded a picture on instagram wearing his Christian louboutin trainers with the caption

"chapter 29"

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If aids was a insta story

It would be one of driving along with music playing,camera phones facing towards the dash

"no one cares that stormzy came on the radio"

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When your desk is struggling halfway through the month and your director tells you to get creative....

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If you haven't done a significant ammount of deals by now.

You aint doing target this quater!

But remember

Next quater "im gonna smash it"

Hmmmmmm

Ok mate if you say so

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@antant66 @LiamTReynolds But they are a specialist?

🤔🤔🤔

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How can the following be a Java specialist

Kelly

21 from Southend

Always has a mid week day off holiday

Loves a cheeky brunch with the girls

Full of lip filler and botox

Has 6 months experience in full time work

Legit, what the fuck can you actually know about Java?

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No agencies please= I will call anyway

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Anyone not call a candidate on the basis of the name?

Hmmmmmmm yeaahhhh

No comment

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If you start anyform of social post with the following

"so guys"

Your a cunt