james

i might be short but at least i have a designer chest.

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

i fear these youtuber tours are getting out of hand now. true crime on tour??? you're gonna sit on stage every night and analyse somebody's tragic last moments in front of an audience who you can't guarantee will be respectful???

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@itsjoshuamiles you've got the wrong james - it was me who told the dog. james marriott is innocent

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

ah, so she saw "protect the dolls" as a trend. right, got it.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Tilda Swinton is rumored to be taking on the role of Voldemort in the upcoming Harry Potter series.

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@cattymp3 otherwise myself and my cane would be dragging our asses there

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

unfortunately due to a decline in health, i'm no longer able to attend @cattymp3's gig at Colours Hoxton on 30th October.

selling 1 ticket for face value (£15.40)

can provide proof of purchase!

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@cattymp3 oh i'm good dw about me! can't make it bc the gp has put in an urgent referral for something under the 2 week wait policy and idk when my appointment is gonna be LMAOOO

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

collecting chronic illnesses like pokemon at this point i swear

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@itsjoshuamiles i love you, i'm so sorry

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@cattymp3 jekyll & hyde, criminal, runaway, getaway

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

i'm opening for poetry commissions!!! info below:

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@milyknoche mily i thought my phone was about to explode, it was face down on the bed 😭

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE EMERGENCY ALERT TEST AND I JUST SHIT MYSELF

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

come to the conclusion that i need to sell my vinyls & cds because my room is way too cluttered and i have no storage 💔

will probs post some later lol (some signed stuff)

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@cattymp3 @readdork @Closeuppromo @ColoursHoxton announcing this on my birthday is the best gift you could've ever given me. SEE YOU THEREEEEEE

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

happy birthday to me, i have 2 new friends!

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@cattymp3 dusky grey 🫡

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@cattymp3 IM SORRY??? CATTY AND PALE WAVES????

[james @ITSN0TJAMES]

@cattymp3 perfect - thank you for your service, mums