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LYING BASTARD!!!!!!

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After watching the movie groundhog day a man in Florida was convinced he once experiencing the same problem, he jumped from a high rise window thinking he would wake up in bed the next day. He did not

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It happens to every guy

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People that are born right handed but left footed are usually a product of incest

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This is a reconstruction of a head that palaeontologist’s believe was the first fish to leave the sea and walk on land.

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In Bolivia if you maintain eye contact with someone at the moment of climax then you are legally married. They have a serious problem with public masturbation.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! 7 years ago today. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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If you add up all the time we spend sitting on the toilet in our lifetime it would be around 3350 minutes which equates to 79 years

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Numbing your arm by sitting on it before masturbating is called ‘ Weinstein’s theory of relativity ‘

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Christmas Day used to celebrate Santa's birthday, Jesus was just a character invented by coca-cola

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If you put a cigarette in your mouth backwards and smoke it, it adds 7 minutes to your life

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@russellcrowe accidentally Invented the breast pump whilst trying to harden his nipples for his role in The Gladiator

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In the original Die Hard script John McClane fought terrorists on board a gay cruise, it was called Die Hard On

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The correct medical term for the human penis is "Pinkus Sausageus"

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In Kazakhstan, a prankster put Borats name on the ballot paper for the presidential vote, he won, before a new vote was ordered

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More people die every year from punctured fallopian tubes during sex than are killed by sharks

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Today is national poke someone in the eye day

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The medical term for a womans vagina after she has given birth to more than 3 children is 'wrecked'

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In Sweden, if a married man goes six months without sex an escort will be sent to their house free of charge

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If you took all your pubic hair and tied it together to make a chain, it would go right round the planet