Jiggs 3:16

All panic, no disco. All shoulders, no salsa.

[Philly Nation @Philly__Nation]

They probably could’ve traded Andrew Painter, Johan Rojas, Griff McGarry, Mickey Moniak and William Bergolla for Juan Soto back at the 2022 trade deadline and had him for three playoff runs.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Knicks championship parade in New York, huh? You think they’ll use Ginny Sack as a float?

[Legally Loc’d @Twatch_Me_Workk]

Hurts really a real one. Bro sat back and didn’t say a single word while the entire media ran with the narrative that AJ was frustrated because Hurts was a bad QB. Whole time AJ was just being soft.

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

AJ Brown finally free of the 2x Super Bowl champion team and Super Bowl MVP QB

[Benjamin Nething @BenjaminNething]

Saw 5-6 posts today about “got the blackstone out haven’t used it in forever and had to clean and season the whole thing before I used it.”

Blackstones are a fad and the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

[Haymoose @haymoose]

Name the shitty apples “Red Delicious.”

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Under armor wakes up at every major and says “how can we dress Jordan Spieth like he’s 12 years old in 2010”

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

Rory thinks what’s good for Rory is good for golf. So of course he’s gonna piss and moan because they aren’t setting up the course specifically for him. (Like Augusta did.)

[YoCliff @CliffNotez_]

The fact that he needed to make a statement and read this instead of just speaking from the heart should tell you everything you need to know about his care for the Sixers

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

sixers gonna leak a ton of stories about being aggressively in pursuit of Giannis and ultimately not do anything except sign another non-playable bench

[The Mush Bros @TheMushBros]

Top 5 Coping Mechanisms after Losing To Philadelphia

1. Mock fans “classless, illiterate, etc”
2. Disparage city itself “trash, crime, etc”
3. Blame officiating or injuries
4. Tout your teams titles from long ago
5. Mention how easily the next opponent will beat us

[bee! ⁵⁵*¹⁶ @beeez_nutz]

sanchez extended, marchan on the roster, stubbs off my team... never kill yourself

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

The Phillies can’t and shouldn’t be taken seriously until they accept the runt third string catcher isn’t a MLB player. In any role.

[I am no longer a father. @killahBEENbee]

A1 steak sauce so good when you ain’t got fucking flinestone in your ear talking about real meat don’t need sauce.

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

We have an instant classic baseball game and Aaron Judge is 0-4 with 3 Ks. What an absolute treat man

[Gabe @CryptoMorey]

Apparently now, Howie is going to trade AJ Brown to the NFC runner ups, for a second round pick. I cannot stand some of these reporters man.

[👽⭐️🇸🇳 @BiggySpurs]

Still auraless damn

[Jackson “Jackhammer” Labarron @LabarronF150]

me after nailing the 12 foot triple bogey putt

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Do you 🫵 want to pay $56 for the worst fucking hat you’ve ever seen in your life?

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

He was an honorable prince of the realm who pledged himself to a lowly hedge knight, and in this house, Baelor Targaryen is a hero, END OF STORY!