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#MUFC

[Reymi @MarmoushEra]

Jayden Adams was going through something serious in his life, this was South African players celebrating after their win against South Koreawhile he was sitting quiet 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

[Joe @MoyesB0y]

How did she just take the height genes but not the usual stump-like features her dad got from dwarfism?

She’s just normal but shrunk down they usually look fucked

[Danny @ITS_MR_D]

@1878_k Today?

[Danny @ITS_MR_D]

What we saying super Saturday

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎙️ | Steve McClaren on the standards Ten Hag brought to #MUFC when he was manager:

“After a couple of weeks, some of the players asked to CHANGE the training time.

“They said it used to be 11AM.. and it allowed them to take their kids to school, and they’d like to do that.

“Harry [Maguire] went, ‘NO. We do 9AM now.’

“First game against Brentford, we lost. There was 13KM difference in how much we ran compared to them.

“Erik [Ten Hag] went.. ‘we’re going to run THAT [the 13KM] this morning.’

“I said don’t be silly, you CANNOT do that. He went ‘Fair enough, they’ll run AFTER ME until I tell them to stop.’

“He had battles with Ronaldo, with Rashford.. he was late to a meeting by 30 seconds and Erik CLOSED the door, put the team up, and he was OUT of it.”

[Daniel Castle (Man Utd statto) @RonnLennon]

Looks like 1990’s computer game graphics ffs

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

And what’s the punishment for these disgusting lying women?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ EXCL: Éderson to Manchester United, deal OFF and considered as collapsed as Man Utd informed Atalanta.

Atalanta believe Éderson is 100% fit and will welcome the midfielder back as part of their squad, as Man United changed their plans.

Éderson won’t join #MUFC.

[GIDEON MUFC @GBUnitedx]

🚨🗣️ Casemiro on Andrey Santos transfer to Manchester United

🗣️ “I’m made it happen. I called him and I told him I didn’t know why Ancelotti didn’t call him to the World Cup. I wanted him alongside me at the World Cup, but Ancelotti had other plans

Sir Jim Ratcliffe called me and told me they want to sign him from Chelsea. I immediately convinced Andrey, he didn’t want to leave London but I still convinced him. I think United will win a trophy next season. Andrey is world class in controlling the tempo of the game. I’m excited for him”. 👏

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Cesc Fàbregas on Chelsea selling Andrey Santos to Manchester United:

🗣️“I genuinely don’t understand this decision. You’re selling one of the most talented young midfielders in world football to a direct Premier League rival for £50 million, and then you’re acting as if you’ve done good business. If Andrey Santos becomes the player many believe he will, Chelsea supporters will remember this transfer for years.

“What makes it even more confusing is that Chelsea have decided to keep players who simply haven’t been available. Roméo Lavia has unbelievable quality, nobody doubts that, but football is played on the pitch, not in the treatment room. You cannot build your midfield around potential when injuries keep stopping you from seeing it.

“If a player struggles to stay fit and barely manages a handful of appearances over multiple seasons, while another young midfielder is ready to contribute every week, you have to ask serious questions about the sporting decision. Availability is one of the biggest qualities in football.

“Manchester United won’t care about the criticism. They’ll just be smiling because they’ve signed a player with enormous potential who already understands the intensity of English football. Sometimes your biggest signing isn’t the most expensive it’s the one your rivals let walk away.

“Chelsea have spent years talking about building for the future, and then they let one of their brightest midfield prospects join a club they’ll be competing against every season. That is the part I cannot understand.

“If Andrey Santos goes to Old Trafford and becomes one of the Premier League’s best midfielders, don’t blame bad luck. Look back at this decision. Sometimes clubs don’t lose great players because they have to they lose them because they fail to recognize what they already have.

“Chelsea have taken a massive gamble. Manchester United may have just picked up one of the bargains of the decade. Time will tell who got it right, but if Santos explodes the way many expect, Stamford Bridge will be asking one question for a very longtime Why did we let him go?’”

[Gakpo Era 🇳🇱 @Szobo_baller]

Jurgen Klopp 🗣️" Today we have witnessed a game where officials are willing to do anything for one side to win , ruling out that Egypt goal was injustice!"

[JM News Network @JMNewsNetwork_]

🚨🗣️🇪🇬Egyptian football Manager Hossam:

“I’ll speak my mind regardless of the consequences. This match was clearly rigged, and the whole world saw it.”

“And one more thing—if they want Argentina to win so badly, why invite everyone else to compete?”

[FLA Henrique @flahenriquebr]

Fizeram um compilado de 4 minutos mostrando os lances em que a Argentina foi favorecida contra o Egito.

Simplesmente um escândalo mundial. Quanta sujeira envolvida. 🤢

[David Ornside @David_Ornside]

🚨🗣 Sir Alex Ferguson is not happy with Roberto Martinez tactics:

"At my age, I would have done better, He just wasted two great generations (Portugal and Belgium)"

"I don't even understand his tactics and his style of play, I am honestly disappointed at him and also the players"

[Random Feed @ipostrandom21]

Daphne Joy breaks down in tears after claiming Jay-Z and Beyoncé paid her $250K for a threesome and begged her to keep it secret, but says she's speaking out before it leaks because the money was far too little to stay silent forever. 😳

"Beyoncé couldn't let me go that night."
"The money was too small to keep quiet."

[Mati Smith🇦🇷 @Trumperizar]

☠️ Un mexicano le dio un DISPARO a su televisor porque quedaron eliminados jajaja

Inglaterra ayer salvó al fútbol.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un hincha de mexico descendió a la locura por quedar eliminado en octavos

[Jim Barton @JimBartonn]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Jadon Sancho to Racing Santander... ALL AGREED! 🟢⚪️

Deal sealed between all parties. The English winger is set for a new challenge in Spain. Medical tests scheduled for next week. Bombshell in La Liga! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸

Official announcement soon. ✍️🇬🇧

#Racing #Transfers

[itsmesunil @itsmesunildj]

Age gap or power couple? Kelly Brook (46) & her 24-year-old boyfriend.

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Is it really true that older gay men put tampons up their asses to soak up the shit because they cant control their anal muscles after years of getting plunged?

Or is that a lie?