Mike B.

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[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

My credit card statement looks like someone stole my identity but it was ALL me!! I can no longer afford to be "Mike B." That dude thinks he a Jamaican Prince and there is no financial evidence to support that belief!!😅😭😅😭 #HeadedBackInside #ithinkimjoking

[Sincerely, Mia. @MiaNWonderland]

Anybody have the bond info for the black folks that they locked up in Montgomery Alabama?

We don’t have to be rich, we just need to stick together and come together.

[Unknown Beauty 🦄 @2beAbeauty]

After watching the Montgomery, Alabama brawl...

Me:

[IG: RahiemShabazz @rahiemshabazz]

Someone kept stealing the flowers from the grave site so they put an apple air tag
I in the pot and found
the culprit. via @its_romes_wrld

[Jason Million @JMillionNYC]

Air Quality is hell in the city right now. Glad I'm inside but jeez. If you can stay inside. Canada Fires got NYC look hazy.

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

The Celtics shot like Stormtroopers tonight, couldn't hit a damn thing.🤦🏾‍♂️ #CelticsHeat #Game7

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Waited to confirm with financiers before I shared this excellent #BlackAdam news - our film will PROFIT between $52M-$72M.
Fact.
At almost $400M worldwide we are building our new franchise step by step (first Captain America did $370M) for the DC future.
https://t.co/GBIgsbtnkq

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

Sanity prevails!! 🙏🏾 #GeorgiaSenateRunoff

[Matt Price (Mr. Make It Happen) @MrMake1tHappen]

Oxtail Eggrolls 🫣

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

When you wake up and not sure what season you gonna get, so you wear layers... #ithinkimjoking #winter #spring #summer #fall

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

A Great Nigerian Philosopher once said.. "I need igbo and shayo" and I felteth that! #Ithinkimjoking -Sir Burneth of De Boy 😂😂#happysaturdayvibes

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

His stove should be revoked as these are crimes against humanity! #jamaican #jamaicanfood #jokes #comedy

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

When someone steals your lunch out the fridge and you have to send a subtle reminder that theft is not tolerated in your kingdom!!! 😂😂😂 #ithinkimjoking #houseofthedragon #workedition

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

The other side of Diversity and Inclusion no one talks about. All strokes matter! 😂😂😂 #ithinkimjoking #jokes #comedy #humpday

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

GIANNIS: "It takes more than skills to be great. That's what people don't understand. You can be the most skilled person on earth & still don't make the NBA. The NBA is not about skills."

Via @SiriusXMNBA

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

Coming soon to a theatre near you! #BrettFavre #WelfareQueen #ROBINHOOD #NFL #comedy #GreenBayPackers #ithinkimjoking

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

Listen .. it is easy to get confused..😂😂 #ithinkimjoking

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

Jamaicans have put Jerk Chicken, Rice and peas with oxtail gravy and a side of plantains as their opening offer to help comfort Ms. Long in her time of need.🇯🇲🇯🇲 #Ithinkimjoking #nialong #imeudoka #jamaicanfood #crazy #wow

[Mike B. @IThinkImJoking]

But if your optimism last longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention... #allegedly 👀😂😂😂 #ithinkimjoking #MotivationalQuotes #comedy