Izzy Toddington

I'm feeling like a Monday but someday I'll be Saturday nightttt

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

Watching @leegogglebox refer to my vag as a hedgehog whilst watching back @C4Naked has honestly made my day...I'm howling 😂😂😂😂

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

@realDonaldTrump

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@RachelToddingt1 @rickygervais guess who is coming to see Ricky Gervais live in Leeds next month!!!!

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

@rickygervais So even though we're not in a hot country sunbathing and drinking copious amounts of lager, I think mum has still enjoyed this year's birthday. This along with a fridge full of Stella, a barbecue and some music in our back garden has ticked all the boxes!!

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

@SamsungHelpUK my Galaxy Note 10.1 tablet is stuck on the boot screen. Tried holding down power and volume down to restart but no luck. Please help!😭😭😭

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

Just watched someone chopping off then sucking out some goat's bollocks ffs #gogglebox #whatthefuck

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

#Santander have to be the most useless bank I have ever come across. Fuming

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

Carol Vorderman's arse is fantastic! Wouldn't mind looking like her st 54!

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

Absolute bull shit

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I wouldn't get a size 12 over half a tit ffs

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

So according to http://t.co/F9oyqd2mkM, a size 12 is a large? Hahahahahahahahaha *crys*

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

Then eating a whole loaf of bread...drinking coke is the least of your worries hun

[Izzy Toddington @IToddington]

This fella on tv talking about drinking coke in moderation... dont think there's any point in that when you've got 6 sausages and 4 rolls

[alina @alinadorothea]

guys say "keep it classy girls x" but will literally sit there wanking into socks and then put them into the wash for their mum to deal with