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Tales From The Trap: Stories from Uncle Trap life Fridays on Twitch

[. @ITrap31]

@coconutcurrry Let’s jump her

[. @ITrap31]

@coconutcurrry Hate that for her

[. @ITrap31]

Egregious wording

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Stingy as hell wit da meat. Fill me up nigga

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

The responses to this are consistent and then there’s Wayne and Nore

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today: Juan Soto signing a $765 million contract and won’t run out ground balls

70s: Pete Rose signing a $100,000 contract and running out his fucking walks like Usain Bolt because he had money riding on that shit

Advantage: 70s

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Vanity Fair said Dana White invited The Rock, Adam Sandler and Jared Leto to sit front row at the UFC White House event and they all declined

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

Woulda knocked her head under the cash register

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This is the wildest World Cup story yet. If someone in Toronto sells a ticket above face value they get fined $25,000 yet the city of Toronto bought 3,500 World Cup tickets early and then sold them to taxpayers at a markup as a “revenue generation strategy.” What the hell man.

[Brave Yard Shift @BraveYardShift]

The Atlanta #Braves have a 9.5 game lead in the division

[. @ITrap31]

And they blew it lol

[ESPN @espn]

THE HURRICANES JUST SCORED THREE GOALS IN 39 SECONDS 😱

IT'S A ONE-GOAL GAME ON ABC AND THE ESPN APP 🍿

[. @ITrap31]

@jackfreemanjr I mean the shoe fit lol

[. @ITrap31]

Outside of all that, she also looks like Billy Kidman so I think that’s playing a role as well

[Jack Freeman @jackfreemanjr]

A host of things:

She’s awful on defense and when she’s getting cooked, she pouts about it instead of playing harder

That, impacts her offense bc she’s thinking about getting cooked all game.

Defenders have found out that if you play hard, physical defense, she either is gonna flop or turn it over.

She doesn’t seem to take coaching well, she lashes out at refs when she doesn’t get her way, and I could argue that she hasn’t improved a single thing about her game since we saw her in college.

She’s not having it her way like she was at Iowa, it bothers her, and everyone can tell

[. @ITrap31]

@zaynice3 Can’t tail I’m not betting early it’s just me watching hit my line tomorrow plenty baseball

[. @ITrap31]

@zaynice3 should listen to me more

[. @ITrap31]

@JLaCocaina Look I’m gambling don’t put nun in the air to fuck my money up but I think spurs take game 3 if they don’t they gone have to call a state of emergency

[. @ITrap31]

Hey neice

[Big Loski @404Lo_]

🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

[. @ITrap31]

@JLaCocaina What you asking for twin

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.