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Award-winning satire.
"Laugh out loud funny" -- @NSNCgroup judges.
"Summer Nights":
Muppets!:

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Puerto Rico is the USA is trending. This is what I wrote to help @POTUS remember: https://t.co/aCKmaQJTX4?
#boriqua

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"Here's wishing you the bluest skies..." -- Ray Davies

@IWishIHadTyped. See you there.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Pure joy for Madison Keys.

Crying.

Laughing.

Just taking every single drop of this moment in 🥹

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thinking of my funny socal friends. wear your masks. get away if you possibly can.

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

#FT @ElayneBoosler @antcomic @dylanbrody @cox_talks @marciamellotaco @ebww @storyworthy @littleoldlady__ @SFWP @nerdgirlcomedy @realgregbaldwin @Karaoke_God @EddieFeldmann @IWishIHadTyped @PotCultureMag

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the average value of a pacific palisades home was $3.4 mil. the median sale price was $3.3

#LosAngelesFire

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@TrudyLiteShow @BardseaGrnFilms @BrexitBuster @BarbdWireSatire @SatireStreet Thanks Trudy & hi all!

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@paul_lander @ElayneBoosler @antcomic @dylanbrody @cox_talks @marciamellotaco @ebww @StoryWorthy @littleoldlady__ @SFWP @nerdgirlcomedy @realgregbaldwin @Karaoke_God @EddieFeldmann @PotCultureMag Thank you? Wait, what day is it? Are we now doing #FT?

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Where is everybody!? I'm finally here on time! #PhilosophyPhriday

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@paul_lander @ElayneBoosler @antcomic @dylanbrody @cox_talks @marciamellotaco @ebww @StoryWorthy @littleoldlady__ @SFWP @nerdgirlcomedy @realgregbaldwin @Karaoke_God @EddieFeldmann @PotCultureMag Thank you! Sorry I'm late. I met this guy at the youth hostel and we spent the past two days talking about health care and taking bike rides in Central Park. Seemed nice!

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

#FT @ElayneBoosler @antcomic @dylanbrody @cox_talks @marciamellotaco @ebww @storyworthy @littleoldlady__ @SFWP @nerdgirlcomedy @realgregbaldwin @Karaoke_God @EddieFeldmann @IWishIHadTyped @PotCultureMag

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@paul_lander @ElayneBoosler @antcomic @dylanbrody @cox_talks @marciamellotaco @ebww @StoryWorthy @littleoldlady__ @SFWP @nerdgirlcomedy @realgregbaldwin @Karaoke_God @EddieFeldmann @PotCultureMag already made the sweet potatoes for "america as we know it"'s last thanksgiving. happy everything, everyone!

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@dylanbrody @paul_lander @ElayneBoosler @antcomic @cox_talks @marciamellotaco @ebww @StoryWorthy @littleoldlady__ @SFWP @nerdgirlcomedy @realgregbaldwin @Karaoke_God @EddieFeldmann @PotCultureMag congrats!

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I know everyone is talking about Matt Gaetz but please don't miss this:

Georgia fired every single person on its maternal mortality review committee. Why? They didn't like that reporters found out that the state's ban killed two women
https://t.co/flwecfYeVJ

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how is the gaetz news unfindable on this platform?

#bluesky looking better and better.

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@paul_lander @ElayneBoosler @antcomic @dylanbrody @cox_talks @marciamellotaco @ebww @StoryWorthy @littleoldlady__ @SFWP @nerdgirlcomedy @realgregbaldwin @Karaoke_God @EddieFeldmann @PotCultureMag Thank you! I'm still here, too tech unsavvy to bother with finding anywhere else to e-go.

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RIP #ArtFrommer, it was a pleasure to have worked for him, and shocking the first time I met him because he was an actual person and a brand before such things were commonplace. Rumor had it "they" used to think he was a spy. #travel

[Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler @ElayneBoosler]

Leaving soon. Find me here: Thhhreads, Innnstagram, faaacebook, all under elayne boosler or elayneboosler, and blllluesky under @eboosler. 2 more effbee pages: elaynebooslercomedypage and (Elayne Boosler's) Tails of Joy Animal Lover's Group. That should be enough.

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@ElayneBoosler @EBoosler "We're gonna miss your voice in the choir, Norma Rae."

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@JayKogen i agree 100%! safe travels!

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The Onion buying Infowars is the ultimate #satire checkmate.

[David Collier @mishtal]

Amsterdam again tonight.

If you think this ends in Amsterdam or think this ends with the Jews - you are badly mistaken.

If you do not get a grip on this now - they will be chasing and beating your children next...

In London, Paris, Berlin - or wherever else they find them.