ixaias

i just want to make the world smile (: #jerrrforever IG // ixvivs

[ixaias @IXVIVS]

My son Dex is one of the best trained dogs in the world

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

HUMAN MADE Inc. has announced the acquisition of UNDERCOVER 🤝

After more than 30 years of friendship and collaboration, NIGO and Jun Takahashi are bringing their brands together under one umbrella

[ixaias @IXVIVS]

BAM dropping 84 on his head next season

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Mikal Bridges 😭😭😭

(h/t @shpillolocked)

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[Evolving Eric 💫 @evolving_eric]

Schoolboy Q?! 👁️👁️

[ESPN @espn]

Through every heartbreak. Through every season.

This one’s for the Day Ones 💙🧡

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

DeAaron Fox

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[SpongeBob @ohwowspongebob]

dinners served

[Really, Jaewon?! @_ReallyJaewon]

You’re wrong. A - List white actors been wearing Chrome for decades. Y’all just didn’t know it was Chrome.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was released 40 years ago today.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“You are without a doubt the worst 10 handicap I have ever heard of.”

“But you have heard of me.”

[arbacknine @aryh21]

An OG Anunoby FMVP would be the LeBron James of Andre Iguodala FMVPs

[Michael Walchalk @MichaelWalchalk]

I saw TikTok’s making fun of him for filming like a dad and using landscape mode. Bro has directed episodes of Severance, he knows what he’s doing

[1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv]

Idris Elba closed his set for Black House Radio with an absolute banger then started dancing in the crowd 🕺🙌

[kaylee @DietCokeVEVO]

i was at the grocery and heard a lady ask a little boy what he wanted to be when he grew up and with no pause he said “Mr. Fart”

[Reed @ReedMySole]

If you don't like Cry Baby by Vince Staples then you are not angry enough.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

if my name was Nate i would tell people that it’s short for Baconator

[Blue @WhaleShark_Blue]

okay last one i’ll post

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

I don’t even want this level of realism in real life

[Rory McIlroy Tracker @RMTracker]

They don’t make commercials like this anymore