“Anything’s possible, you gotta dream like you never seen obstacles”
- J. Cole
4 tumors, many doctors visits, and 0 missed semesters later...
B.S. Communication Studies
May 22, 2021 DKR Stadium 8pm
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When she said she was rapping at lunch in high school, my sister asked “is that true?”
I said yes, I remember in middle school she was having rap battles in the locker room.😂 I am very proud of you and wish you much more success!
“I think the vaccines are silly. I mean covid can’t be that bad right? You know it’s full name is coronavirus. Corona. Beer, limes, tacos, hot women in little bikinis. I’d want that inside of me. Sounds fun to me. Maybe the thousands of death are just from having a rager.”
“I suspect that Jim Halpert is a zombie. His immune system was weak, like him. I fear he won’t be able to fend off his hunger for human flesh very much longer. Luckily for us I keep a Schrute certified zombie disposal kit with me at all times.”
“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”
“They say the Chinese started the Covid epidemic. But really it was me. I’d developed it in my garage and sold it to the highest bidder. Easiest $100 I’ve ever made.”