Onyinye

Stay true to yourself| Ease|Breathe

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

I LOVE the fragility of my sister-in-law. My mum can’t help but pamper her.

Love it for her.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

I see a lot of car-dealers do and I’m genuinely curious.

Why do they wrap the seats of older cars when we all know it’s been used? What’s the lore behind it? For instance selling a 2016 car in 2026 with nylon wraps for a car that’s been used for 10yrs.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@omoiyaakeem Frame 1. Warm lights to lull me to sleep. Television facing the bed and the long couch has to go…. Stools too.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

Him: Calls on video to confirm if I’m home….. *chips in “I’m driving to your house”
Me: Dresses up and drives out. Calls him to inform him I’m out of the house.

Everyone should remain in their house please. Most especially if you’re not invited.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@Erotic_shoppe Had someone in my previous workplace who did this, he became the company clown. You have to be a performer to be loud and seen.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

Watched a video on TikTok on “A day in the life of a SAHM” and I had instant headache.

I’m not sure my laziness can handle the level of cooking and house chores involved from school drop off and picking them up. God help me.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@Ilerioluwakiye_ 2010 or 2006

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@odedanilo Further maths for some reason.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@ahappybrowngirl Chlamydia that doesn’t show any symptoms. Just goes into your body and destroy your reproductive system or is it herpes that sticks with you till you die. HIV you’ll spend the rest of your life taking meds to reduce the viral load all because people can’t keep it in their pants.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

I hear “Cheating” and the suppressed microbiologist in me goes;
HIV
Hepatitis B
Chlamydia
HPV
ALL THE STD’s

Don’t cheat on me please. Emotions and vows aside, I might die of worry for my health.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@ahappybrowngirl Tasted it….. slightly. 😭

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

Why are you putting fennel seeds in your jollof rice? Just why?

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

Am I the only person who does not like to stay in an Airbnb? I would prefer a hotel anytime.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@EphraimArinze1 @Ssaasquatch Exactly. Which serious criminal goes for an operation with a bus with see-through windows or without a proper exit plan knowing that your ties with the gang is under scrutiny. That scene made no sense to me and that shootout was very unnecessary.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@tokstarr I think it’s the predictability, knowing that it’s scripted and in reality, romance doesn’t play out that way. Too cheesy.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

Made a decision early in the month to bulk buy meals weekly since it’s just me. After I saw the video of the women blending tomato with maggot in the market, nobody told me to enter my kitchen and bulk cook for the month. No be me Una go kill.

[Wale •🦉 @Drwhales_]

Guyssss you need to be careful ordering food online. It has a lot of risk.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

Would never understand TRIPLEX or 2-storey duplex. Has way too many stairs.

What happens if I hear my phone ring in the bedroom on the second floor while I’m in the living room on the ground floor?

Missed Call Niyen.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

@ifetemini The sight of the shell irks me. Mistakenly bit into one while eating and I’m still mad. Nobody has time to stop mid-meal to suck out God knows what, most especially when you’re very hungry. I hate it so much.

[Onyinye @IXyntya]

In all you do, be with a kind person and be kind yourself.

Someone who is present, still sees and loves you even during disagreement and is more than willing to face the problem head on rather than let it deteriorate to malice.