oh K

i feel strongly my opinions are not my own.

[oh K @IYQ_too]

So did anyone win one of those Facebook challenges yet?

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Can’t wait for restaurants to open so I can go out and stare at my phone with my friends again.

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Sometimes I have very profound things to say and then sometimes I forget the words for ketchup bottle.

[oh K @IYQ_too]

If you do what you love do you never work a day in your life, or do you just call into work hungover a lot?

[oh K @IYQ_too]

If my sense of humor is any sort of indication, I’m gonna make a great dad someday.

[oh K @IYQ_too]

You guys remember when it was cool to go viral?

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Working from home is great because you can cry in any room you want.

[oh K @IYQ_too]

I’m not saying we’re out of toilet paper but I’m also saying you can’t spell shirt without shit.

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Do I want bangs or am I just quarantined during a global pandemic?

[oh K @IYQ_too]

@Alldayblake @MaryEwald lol. i’m glad someone else thought that one was entertaining like i did 😜

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Tweet and Retweet were in a boat. Tweet fell off; who was left?

[oh K @IYQ_too]

@FerronSays I don’t think you’re a cont.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

your rap name is your credit card number + the exp date + the cvc code on the back

[oh K @IYQ_too]

@ferronsays published author?

[TIME @TIME]

How to fall asleep in under a minute https://t.co/MkgvHKX6t2

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Why are there memes about people eating tide pods? Are people actually eating tide pods? But more importantly: why am I getting my news from memes?

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Read it and weep. #terriblelive

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Show me things u like about cold weather and I'll show you someone trying to get warm

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Someone just wrote shart instead of short in an email and I'm dying.

[oh K @IYQ_too]

Waited at cross walk alongside construction worker at 6a w empty streets, bc we are law-abiding citizens & also don't want to go to work.