I AM THAT GUY

YEAH - I AM THAT GUY. YOU KNOW ME CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT FUCKIN' GUY!

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

FUK U DUFFER DAN I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING

[Golden Tee Golf ⛳ @GoldenTee]

Go America.

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

THIS #NASCAR RACE IS BORING AS FUCK. WAKE BE UP WHEN THE LOCUSTS SWARM

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

IT'S RAININ AT THE DAYTONA #NASCAR OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "GODS FREE HILLBILLY SHOWER DAY"

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

LOLZ #GILLETTE WAY TO TARGET NEW ADS TO DOUCHEY PIRATES WHO MANSCAPE... HUGE MARKET THERE BROS

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

NO WAY, WERE NOT PLAYIN THREEZIES, I FUCKIN HATE CUTTHROAT

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

BRO, THEY GOT DARTS. IMMA SOFTTIP SAVANT. LETSPLAY SUMCRICKET

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

IM SORRY, UNLESS #PINTEREST IS ABT SEX MOVES AN SELFTAN SOLUTIONS, IM FUCKIN OUT

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

NEXT CHICK WHO SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT #PINTEREST IS GETTING A NIPPLE FLICK

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

IF YOU GOTTA PROB WITH PEOPLE WHO SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON, "THAT GUY SAYS 'FUCK YOU, CHAMP'"

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

@kegsneggs GRATS BRO SO HAPPY FOR YOU [texts other friends] [starts talking tons of shit]

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

FAAAAAHHRK, IS IT POSSIBLE TO PULL YOUR TAINT? SHIT IS SORE

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

PULLEDOVER! SINCE WHEN IS IT ILLEGAL TO TEXT AND SHAVE WHILE DRIVING? GOOD THING MY DVD PLAYER WAS OFF I GUESS

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

WOW, WHITNEY HOUSTON IS LOOKIN HAWT #grammys

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

WHOAH, WHITNEY'S DEAD?! BOUT TIME THAT SHOW GOT CANCELED! #nbc #Whitney

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

GOD DAMNIT SARAH MCOKLIN, YOU MADE ME CRY YOU CUNT, WITH YOUR SAD DOGS N SHIT

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

SPORTS! [splooge] [fist pump]

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

RUMOR HAS IT FACEBOOK WILL TAKE BEJEWELED BLITZ POINTS TOWARD IPO. [dbl fist pump]

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

BROS BEFORE HOES? MORE LIKE HOES BEFORE HOOKERS. THAT SHIT GETTIN SPENSIVE YO

[I AM THAT GUY @I_AM_THAT_GUY]

WTF BRO, DID YOU JUST SHIT YER PAINTS? OH WAIT, THATS JUST A BUTT CRUMB IN MY NOSE.