Vigo von Homburg

Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, born 1505, died 1610, unborn 1989. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo. Sorceror.

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

I, VIGO, THE STRIKER OF MANCHESTER, COMMAND YOU!
#FIFA #WorldCup2026 #StupidMortalSports

[James Stafford 🇺🇦 @jpstafford]

Very bold of @Revolut to go with Vigo the Carpathian for their #FIFAWorldCup campaign after what he did to New York back in the day.

Sadly seems fitting that even the "Scourge of Carpathia" and "the Sorrow of Moldavia" can get a commercial deal for a 🇺🇸 #worldcup

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

IF I, VIGO - THE INFERNAL INFLUENCER OF IVANO-FRANKIVSK - COULD HAVE HAD SOCIAL MEDIA IN MY DAY I WOULD NOT HAVE BOTHERED WITH NECROMANCY!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

WE LOSE BRIAN WILSON AND SLY STONE BUT @WingKongCEO CONTINUES TO WRINKLE HIS WAY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE!

DEATH COULD NOT FIND ITS PELVIC GIRDLE WITH BOTH BONEY HANDS!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

@turquoisepogos @screentime YOU DON’T SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH REAL WOMEN, DO YOU? PARKINSON IS 47, WALTERS WAS 50 FILMING THE WIZARD PROPAGANDA MOVIE.
#TouchABoob #SorcerorsRule

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

I, VIGO, THE LITIGIOUS OF LUZHANKA, DEMAND YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

Did not realize Trump put Vigo the Carpathian in charge of FEMA

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SIGN YOUR TWEETS, HUNTER!

[Hunter Eagleman™ @Hunter_Eagleman]

@KamalaHarris @springsteen @tylerperry @SamuelLJackson The voices will be heard loud & clear Nov 5th. You’re not going to like what they have to say 🤡

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

@WHVandermeer @thisis3d @Advocacy_tech @Toodlebuttz SHUT UP, WESLEY!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

DAMMIT! HE IS STILL ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HADES!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

Twitter emailed me for THIS?! Bah! I was hoping they had finally accepted my generous offer for purchase.

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

@dave_crown @chasingscratch0 KEEP MY NAME, VIGO, OUT OF YOUR GOD FORSAKEN CAKE HOLE, MORTAL!

I WOULD ALSO LIKE MY SLOT BACK!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

F**K!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

Twitter emailed me for THIS?! Bah! I was hoping they had finally accepted my generous offer for purchase.

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

I, VIGO, WISH NOTHING BUT SORROW AND STRIFE THIS #GhostbustersDay! AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SMOKE, BUT SUCK IT, NEW YORK!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

UNLESS @WingKongCEO IS UN-UNDEAD! HAS THAT UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF A BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIAN AND A SLUTTY BAG OF PRUNES FINALLY VACATED THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE? THAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

@L0GANBANKS @Tullys_Taxes AT LEAST ONE OF IS HAPPY!

JUST KIDDING! I, VIGO, DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE HAPPY, MORTAL!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

@L0GANBANKS @Tullys_Taxes AT LEAST ONE OF IS HAPPY!

JUST KIDDING! I, VIGO, DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE HAPPY, MORTAL!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

FOURTEEN YEARS OF WI-FI PURGATORY! NOT A CELEBRATION! I, VIGO, WANT OUT OF THIS BASEMENT! COULD BE WORSE! THIS DIGITAL HELL COULD BE PURCHASED BY SOMEONE WITH MORE MONEY THAN HANDLERS! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

WHY ARE YOU ALL MOPING ABOUT @elonmusk DELETING DEAD PEOPLE’S ACCOUNTS? IF THEY DID NOT LAUNCH A CAR INTO SPACE WHILE THEY WERE ALIVE, THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO BE REMEMBERED IN DEATH!

I, VIGO THE SARCASTIC, AM BEING SARCASTIC! ELON NEVER SHOULD HAVE FIRED HIS HANDLER, WHATSERNAME!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

I, VIGO, THE BOB VILA OF BEREHOVO, APPROVE OF THIS RENO! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE WALLS INSIDE YOUR HOUSE! EVIL LAUGH!

[Ghostbusters News @GBNewsdotcom]

A house containing a hidden shrine to Ghostbusters II's Vigo the Carpathian is now for sale - https://t.co/3rYkrJCR6w

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

IF YOU DO NOT SEE ME, VIGO, THE NERDSQUAD OF NOVOGRAD TOMORROW, KNOW THAT I HAVE FAILED TO CHANGE MY SECURITY OPTIONS PROPERLY! SUCK MY EIGHT DOLLARS AND FOLLOW ME TO HELL, YOU MORTAL WHINGEBAGS!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

@ConorRises @UberJumper @KatrinaPanova YOU CANNOT CONVINCE STUPID OR BAD ACTORS, UBER! OR STUPID BAD ACTORS!

TAKE IT FROM ME, VIGO, THE PROPAGANDIST OF PASCANI; TELL YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL WIN MORE MINDS THAT WAY!

CONOR! TELL YOUR MOM I SAID HI!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

IF TWITTER FOLDS, I, THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR OF CARPATHIA, WILL RETURN TO CONNECTING WITH YOU ALL VIA PAGER! THAT IS STILL A THING, YES?

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

IF TWITTER FOLDS, I, THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR OF CARPATHIA, WILL RETURN TO CONNECTING WITH YOU ALL VIA PAGER! THAT IS STILL A THING, YES?