David Lo Pan

Owner and C.E.O. of the Wing Kong Exchange. Opinions are my own. @GBresurrection should be sent to the hell where people are skinned alive!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

And he's still on the right side of his painting! INSIDE! HA! 🖼️

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

DAMMIT! HE IS STILL ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HADES!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

Twitter emailed me for THIS?! Bah! I was hoping they had finally accepted my generous offer for purchase.

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

UNLESS @WingKongCEO IS UN-UNDEAD! HAS THAT UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF A BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIAN AND A SLUTTY BAG OF PRUNES FINALLY VACATED THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE? THAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@I_Am_Vigo That's what happens when you don't keep your undercarriage CLEAN, you bullheaded brute! Don't you have SOAP in Carpathia?! 🧼🫧🛁

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@TroyStillPlays Foolish boy! You cannot escape the grasp of BUSINESS AS USUAL. Why do you think I began my own company? Money is the "dark magic" of the physical plane! One must adapt to survive if they're to be masters of this world and the next!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@I_Am_Vigo These Americans are too stupid to appreciate anything outside of boring Judeo-Christian naming conventions. No one would take my business seriously until I added "David" to my name.

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@CyberdyneOS_97 @Dracalous @I_Am_Vigo Huh?!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@Dracalous @I_Am_Vigo You are as stubborn as an ox with brains to match! I am CURSED! This body is NOT MINE! It is NOT LIVING! It is a PRISON created by MAGIC! UNDERSTAND?! Never thought I would agree with @I_Am_Vigo on anything, but when it came to society, he had the right ideas.

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@Dracalous @I_Am_Vigo What kind of FOOL would try to save a burning house by sweeping the floor?! Man's "science" cannot cure the common cold, let alone the CURSE OF NO-FLESH. That kind of DARK MAGIC is beyond your peasant-level knowledge of the TRUE nature of this world!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@Dracalous @I_Am_Vigo Earthly riches mean NOTHING if the body and spirit are not in harmony! My spirit wanders while my mind is trapped in this feeble old body, cut off from the simple pleasures a hot meal or a beautiful woman. But soon, Ching Dai will be appeased and my curse will be lifted!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@Dracalous @I_Am_Vigo You mean the ones with SUPERPOWERS thanks to Egg Shen's meddling? I underestimated him. It won't happen again.

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@NeonFeline Bah! Pass.

Why must Ching Dai be so fastidious?

[planetgeekpod @planetgeekpod]

July 2, 1986

Big Trouble In Little China

Directed by John Carpenter
Written by Gary Goldman, David Z. Weinstein
Adaptation by W. D. Richter
Starring
Kurt Russell
Kim Cattrall
Dennis Dun
James Hong
Music John Carpenter
Produced by 20th Century Fox
Distributed by 20th Century Fox

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@NeonFeline A "sensual dragonborn spell-slinger?"
What color are your eyes?!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@ghostbustin84 What color are your eyes?!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@I_Am_Vigo Of course I love and support women! I tried to marry TWO at the same time!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@I_Am_Vigo 豬的兒子! You are fortunate to not have a body! For I would throw you into the HELL OF BOILING OIL!

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

@TankHammer @I_Am_Vigo I'm thousands of years old. I'm patient. I'll keep your case in limbo until the next Year of the Rat.

[David Lo Pan @WingKongCEO]

So the 500-Year-Old Virgin has finally learned the pesant art of the "meme insult." My corporeal form may be old, but I'm celebrating the Lunar New Year with supermodels and champagne. Stay mad, you old dust collector!

[Vigo von Homburg @I_Am_Vigo]

@WingKongCEO HAHA. YOUR SHRIVELLED LEFT TESTICLE COSPLAY IS ON POINT AS ALWAYS! MAY YOU NEVER SEE THE LUNAR NEW YEAR, YOU HORNY OLD GHOST!