Jacob Talkin

Everyone wants to be a part of a great idea. Few people want to put the work in to make it happen.

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I heard Piper basketball got another championship today

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You have never played Operation until you try to stick a cracker in the bottom of the jar of peanut butter.

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Me: “Anywhere local I should try before heading home?”

Old lady in New York: “I really love Applebee’s”

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@elonmusk Poke fun at the “bulletproof” window smashing on the cyber truck announcement.

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Adulthood: I ate an entire box of Teddy Grahams for lunch today.

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My grandma roasted me today...

I pulled up in a Ford Escape and she asked why I was driving my mother’s car.

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Ran into Ms. Crouse and I didn’t have my recorder on me to play Hot Cross Buns.

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@trendinged @JNguyenPHS @PiperPirates Awesome to see! Go Pirates!

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In high school I gave a speech on my enjoyment of salad and ranch dressing.

This is gonna put my resume over the top.

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Do not start taking those adult vitamins.

Your mail turns into bills and health issues.

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Apartment had a virtual cooking competition. Apparently simplicity didn’t carry much weight in the judging.

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I work hard to prevent my siblings from having significant others.

The sooner they get married, the sooner I lose my beneficiary status on their assets.

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@TBonesGMCB @Royals Awesome to see! It looks like @KCTBonesTurf is doing their part.

[Sporting Kansas City @SportingKC]

Near or far, when we win, we sway with you, KC.

Thank you @KCCauldron @SouthStandSC. Onto Wednesday!

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I’m playing a game of Where’s Waldo in the twin cities with 75 other actuaries...

What are you doing at work today?

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503 million?

I’d rather have @dustincolquitt2 back.

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Chip companies are very shaming.

Thanks for informing me that I just ate a whole bag of chips that was meant for an entire family.

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If you know any good peanut butter and jelly recipes let me know

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My mother keeps mentioning that she’s ready for grandkids but I’m pretty sure that just last week she told me I couldn’t play video games past 8pm.

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@CarissaDickes Good luck Coach! Thank you for everything!

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@wusports @Vikings @BigMyke_Hinton @BajillionAgency See you in Minneapolis @BigMyke_Hinton