FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit

[0x45 @0x45o]

this is insane, can someone explain why this works

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

@gharkekalesh Same thing happened with me this week. And the worst part is @Swiggy thinks it is a favour they are doing to the customer if they are refunding his own money after wasting his time.

[Hunny Bakhshi @ColHunnyBakhshi]

So true

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

I ordered 4 boxes, got only 2. Now there is no way I can approach your customer care. Literally no way!!!!

I am a Prime member and have been ordering from Amazon on almost daily basis, but always faced issues with your customer care. I want a call immediately.
@amazonIN

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

@a_bose07 @ashsingh_can @Alchemist2512 @Prashan39394527 @KantInEastt Haha 😂 Say that again.

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

@OnishGarg @MyIndusIndBank Shittiest bank and card, my app is also not working

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒔 @Shebas_10dulkar]

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#HappyBirthdayViratKohli 🐐

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

Harman touched Jai Shah's feet 😂😂

#INDvsAUS

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

Shafali just said Sachin ko dekh ke boost aa gaya 😂

Boost is the secret of my energy 💪🏻

Nostalgia 😂😂

#INDvsAUS #WomensWorldCup2025

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Abhishek Sharma with LV bag 😭😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

My girlfriend got on to me the other day because she doesn’t understand why I can’t just pick eggs out of the carton like a “normal” person. She’s standing there watching me and says, “Why can’t you just go row by row like everyone else?”

I said, “Because no egg should ever know when its time is coming.”

She stared at me for a second, shook her head, and said, “You’re a psycho,” then walked off.

Little does she know…I’ve got a whole tournament system going on. I take two eggs, tap them together, and whichever one doesn’t crack moves on to the next round.

Only the strongest survive. 🥚 💪 😂

[Srihari Karanth @sriharikaranth]

Drone Hyperlapse over Bengaluru captures a stunning Deepawali sky!

#Bangalore #Diwali2025 #Fireworks

[Srihari Karanth @sriharikaranth]

An hour of Deepawali lights over Bengaluru, painted into a minute!

Shot between 7 and 8 PM today.

#LightPainting #Fireworks

[The ER Doctor @TheERDoctor]

Excellent video by @KeralaMvd demonstrating the multiple blind spots all around a big vehicle like a bus as used in the example here.

[rareindianclips @rareindianclips]

Ahh🥰😩

[Mohandas Pai @TVMohandasPai]

Minister @DKShivakumar looks like a good idea! Please do have a look. @rk_misra what is your view? @lkatheeq

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

@balaji12_k @streetfrontier @Nik_Acharya @manas_hejmadi Cheers 😅

Oh no, maybe a Laal Salaam will make you happy 😬

[FieldMarshal JoJo Rabbit @I_FieldMarshal]

@streetfrontier @balaji12_k @Nik_Acharya @manas_hejmadi That "Comrade" says it all, you can't make him understand. Forgive him for his choices and thought process 😅