Kalya

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On the phone with mom: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. Alright. Yes. I will. Alright. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Alright. Yes I did. I love you too. Bye

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That fake laugh you do when an old person tells a bad joke.

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There are two types of people in the world:

1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm.

2. Idiots.

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But really 👏👏

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society: just be yourself

society: no not like that

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when i find it, i don't need it

when i need it, i can't find it

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I need a part-time job that pays $30,000 a week

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During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

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I hate it when I have to be nice to someone who I really wanna throw a brick at.

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STUDENT + DYING = STUDYING.

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I'm not crazy.

My reality is just different than yours.

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Person: Do you want to hang out?

Me: I have to ask my mom.

Me: *Doesn't ask her*

Me: She said no.

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dont tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: What for?

Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

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I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.

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Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world, right? Sincerly; annoyed listeners.

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"you just hate me because you're jealous"

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Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything?

How do you know it’s nice to meet me?

I’m an asshole.

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I hate when people ask u “do you drink?”

Like of course I drink I have water every day & when I want to loosen up a bit I have a juice box

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my talents include

- sleeping
- eating
- hating myself
- saying the wrong thing
- listening to awesome music