Unhinged wife

I can’t help what I think at the time and blurt out loud,

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@iluv_papi How you wanna be taken serious when you sound like a care bear

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@Stayconsistent4 112 - it’s over now
T Rone - hello love (f.u.)
Biggie- another
Big Sean - I know
R Kelly - be careful & same girl
Usher- nice n slow
Panic - I write sins not tragedies
Justin Timberlake - cry me a river
Pleasure P - boyfriend #2
R Kelly - all the down low versions

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@wizkhalifa can you make me a @buildabear with sound bytes of your laughs?

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@fordnation if we prove who we didn’t vote for, can me and my hubby get temp dual citizenship just so we have a safe place to go if it gets worse (if that’s possible) I mean, asking for a friend….. we 💙 Letterkenny, Celine Dion and Keanu. (Please take Drake back)

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@RPink92642 @ULTIMAHORAENX Agreed.

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@ULTIMAHORAENX I think she picked it up and it went off. She clearly didn’t know how to handle the weapon.
I say no murder/suicide

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

The Clancy and Tupac trials couldn’t have coordinated their trial schedules? I shouldn’t have to flip back and forth

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

So sick of hearing about breaking news “@ChicagoBears sole focus Indiana, but in talks with Chicago” it’s so lame. Just go to Indiana already, flip-floppers. Your colors are terrible anyway. Get better ones. Blue and orange are not a flattering combination.

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@PressSec When I read “ Trump is making life affordable again for every American, and here's how”

I was looking for the coupon codes to use when I checkout my groceries.

I didn’t see any.

Where she shoppin at? She got a gold discount card for literally ANY place?

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@coachgregadams I wish here in America any person other than white got treated as kind and loving for their beautiful difference of skin tones.

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@VnMn22019093 How ain’t nobody tell someone how to use a car when they buy it like every car inserts the fob in a secret squirrel hole

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@VnMn22019093 He opened his trunk and I felt like I was watching a trial size of a the Snap-On truck vendor open his big box truck

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@THK1138 @kendallbaker And Fergie.

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

Jesus rebuked him. #justiceforsonyamassey

https://t.co/9azP03pv3v

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@ladyperpetuall Title ia actually “TOTAL STRANGER”

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@SofiaJames51562 @MilleyMich39119 What the actual puck…

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@UberEats y’all my hubby had the car today, and it’s raining. I order food from few blocks away and driver shows his vehicle is a bicycle. I feel bad so I tip $10. Why does Uber Eats driver show up in a car. I feel bamboozled.

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@JoshDotOverholt @skillz17q In most all the cases- they don’t think they will end up on youtube, and even so nothing happens to them. It’s so infuriating.

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@GigglingGanon Terry farted very loud when they brought out the doggy.

[Unhinged wife @I_Know_Banksy]

@LeahRain77 That second toilet is the cleanest thing in that mug.