Parker

zaddy certified

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

Just kinda realized my twitter handle is @I_Milk_Cows … how ironic? It’s like 15 year old Parker knew he’d grow up to be an absolute crackpot 🙃

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

MILK PARTY featuring the incredible @Linny_Margaret is the official song of #WorldMilkDay!

🥛 https://t.co/VcYYmZ6BeI

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

Impatiently waiting for someone to start discovering the hidden Milkman lore 😅

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

Would you rather

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

milk

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

New Smash Club dropping June 1st 🥳

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

@gwatsky Hi Watsky :)

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

big water fan over here

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

which one are u?

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

Our new micromusical single “Why Did I Say That?” will be first available on YouTube!

https://t.co/bUPaT1MDnj

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

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[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

I was really adamant about saying the word “penis” seven times in the new @SmashClubMusic song but Patrick said I could only say “penis” five times 😡

[george watsky @gwatsky]

5 years ago, thinking about how disposable art's become, I wondered how l could tell a bigger story.

I worked with my friend Bernie on a titling algorithm. I thought it'd be a throwaway experiment. Instead I made 3 albums.

I've been waiting a long time to see these together.

[george watsky @gwatsky]

INTENTION
Album in 6 days
👑🔨

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

Our first single since September drops at midnight!
Maybe we’ll get sued for this one 🤞

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

I have a good feeling about this year

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

I am officially Halloween Dad.
House is the best decorated in the neighborhood.
Impatiently waiting at the front door for trick-or-treaters.
Only three so far.
I’m pissed.
Come.
Handing out Pepsi.

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

Need a last minute Halloween costume?

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

✨❤️ I ᗪIᗪ IT ᖴOᖇ ᒪOᐯE 🎀 💀

[MILK PARTY 🥛 JUNE FIRST @SmashClubMusic]

Thirty minutes until our two-song performance, affectionally titled “Don’t Be Spooky,” goes live on YouTube!

Join the chat early - we’re waiting with you!

https://t.co/GbpYxUXhk2

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

It finally happened!! The first time I’ve ever sneezed four consecutive times.

I know this may not seem like a big deal to you but this is a big deal to me.

I’ve thought about this tweet every time I’ve sneezed for almost three years. 🤧

[Parker @I_Milk_Cows]

My goal this winter is to sneeze four times in a row. I can’t get past three sneezes and it’s really starting to piss me off.