Ian R

To do list- come up with funny bio

[kate @pachimercy]

do NOT go to kings row

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

If you think Trump posting the picture of himself as Jesus was bad wait until you hear about how he f*cked kids.

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

Dear Americans,

Your President is a Pedophile

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Steal $5 million bucks, give Trump his 20% cut, get out of jail free and keep your $4 million.

This is the definition of organized crime.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump RAPED minors.

So he started a war to distract us from his crimes.

Never stop speaking about Epstein.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Not. Done. Yet.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Turns out the greatest athlete alive is a dog named Winston 👀

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Bro didn't even try to stop 😭

[➡️ aradia.bsky.social @AradiaArts]

Thinking about the water mushroom I wanna be in the water mushroom

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Jesus, here we go again. Sorry, Internet.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[mikey @enbyslayer]

paid rent

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me reading the all-staff “friendly reminder” email that is absolutely about me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what